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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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NonoZ Thu 11-Feb-21 12:02:11

The skyline was leaden with snow
But to work I still need to go
Can’t take a day off
But wait - What's that cough?

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crazyH Thu 11-Feb-21 10:28:40

The skyline was leaden with snow
But to work I still need to go
Can’t take a day off

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henetha Thu 11-Feb-21 10:25:19

The skyline was leaden with snow
But to work I still need to go

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nanna8 Thu 11-Feb-21 07:20:09

I did once ask a seagull why
He was fond of my chicken pie
He gave a loud squawk,
“To you,I won’t talk,”
And flew away into the sky

The skyline was leaden with snow

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Ashcombe Thu 11-Feb-21 06:56:01

I did once ask a seagull why
He was fond of my chicken pie.
He gave a loud squawk,
“To you, I won’t talk,”

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FarNorth Thu 11-Feb-21 03:42:12

I did once ask a seagull why
He was fond of my chicken pie
He gave a loud squawk

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 23:04:47

I did once ask a seagull why
He was fond of my chicken pie

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Feb-21 22:50:41

No worries, angst or misery
Just swoop and grab that old man`s tea
"My chips have been nicked!"
I`ve been truly tricked
I wish they would fly out to sea

I did once ask a seagull why

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 20:43:40

No worries, angst or misery
Just, swoop and grab that old man’s tea
‘My chips have been nicked!
I’ve been truly tricked

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Feb-21 20:38:47

o worries, angst or misery
Just, swoop and grab that old man’s tea
‘My chips have been nicked!’

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Mollygo Wed 10-Feb-21 16:14:56

No worries, angst or misery
Just, swoop and grab that old man’s tea

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 14:35:18

They dip and they dive o'er the sea
How wonderful to be that free
To go where you want
They seem so nonchalant
I wonder, do they stop for tea ?

No worries, angst or misery

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NonoZ Wed 10-Feb-21 13:21:09

They dip and they dive o'er the sea
How wonderful to be that free
To go where you want
They seem so nonchalant

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FarNorth Wed 10-Feb-21 13:13:45

Wrong page NonoZ

They dip and they dive o'er the sea
How wonderful to be that free
To go where you want

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NonoZ Wed 10-Feb-21 13:10:41

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
Oh wow - What a lark!

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crazyH Wed 10-Feb-21 10:27:51

They dip and they dive o'er the sea
How wonderful to be that free
To go where you want

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Feb-21 08:07:27

They dip and they dive o'er the sea
How wonderful to be that free

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Ashcombe Wed 10-Feb-21 07:33:14

But running's not really my thing
An amble is more relaxing
Just saunter along
While humming a song
And watching the gulls on the wing.

They dip and they dive o'er the sea

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FarNorth Wed 10-Feb-21 01:05:13

But running's not really my thing
An amble is more relaxing
Just saunter along
While humming a song

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Feb-21 00:52:09

But running`s not really my thing
An amble is more relaxing
Just saunter along

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 22:48:47

But running`s not really my thing
An amble is more relaxing

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 22:28:41

I`m here looking out in the snow
So glad there`s nowhere I must go
But bring on the sun
Could go for a run
With my wonderful hunk called Joe

But running`s not really my thing

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 17:59:45

I’m here looking out in the snow,
So glad there’s nowhere I must go,
But bring on the sun
Could go for a run

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Mollygo Tue 09-Feb-21 17:56:08

I’m here looking out in the snow,
So glad there’s nowhere I must go,
But bring on the sun

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 17:24:57

I’m here looking out on the snow
So glad there's nowhere I must go

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