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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

Jangran99 Tue 22-Dec-20 21:42:52

But, hang on a minute, be wise
Because ,underneath that disguise

Nell8 Tue 22-Dec-20 20:59:42

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be very wrong?
If you're on your own
Then it won't be known
You're a Brit, beneath a sarong

But, hang on a minute, be wise

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:39:22

I took too long adding my comments and missed you’d added Jan ?
So...

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be very wrong?
If you’re on your own
Then it won’t be known

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:34:40

Welcome Espana but just to let you know that you added to the first page but we’ve now reached page 20. Looking forward to hearing more from you

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be so very wrong?
If you’re on your own
And travel bug prone

Jangran99 Tue 22-Dec-20 19:32:59

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be very wrong?
If you’re on your own
Then it won’t be known

Espana Tue 22-Dec-20 18:38:25

Have proved quite a lark

crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 11:35:35

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be so very wrong?
If you’re on your own

Luckygirl Tue 22-Dec-20 10:08:33

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?
Would it really be so very wrong?

henetha Tue 22-Dec-20 10:04:05

Shall I risk being reported?
I'm afraid I'll be deported
No chance as no flights!
You still have some rights
I need to get my rights sorted.

Can I catch a train to Hong Kong?

Nell8 Tue 22-Dec-20 09:21:29

Shall I risk being reported?
I'm afraid I'll be deported
No chance as no flights!
You still have some rights

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 08:12:22

Shall I risk being reported?
I’m afraid I’ll be deported
No chance as no flights!

crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 01:02:30

Shall I risk being reported?
I’m afraid I’ll be deported

Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Dec-20 00:16:31

My joie de vivre has been lost
Perhaps it`ll return with La Poste!
On the other hand
Some things that I`ve planned
Will certainly come at a cost

Shall I risk being reported?

Jangran99 Mon 21-Dec-20 23:24:28

My joie de vivre has been lost
Perhaps it'll return with La Poste!
On the other hand
Some things that I’ve planned

Nell8 Mon 21-Dec-20 19:48:21

My joie de vivre has been lost
Perhaps it'll return with La Poste!
On the other hand

Ashcombe Mon 21-Dec-20 17:48:24

My joie de vivre has been lost
Perhaps it'll return with La Poste!

crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 17:32:27

Traditions have gone all awry
Whisked away and flown to the sky
I’m staying home alone
Since I'll not condone
Giving the virus a try

My joie de vivre has been lost

LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 21-Dec-20 16:41:12

Traditions have gone all awry
Whisked away and flown to the sky
I’m staying home alone
Since I'll not condone

crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 16:36:16

Traditions have gone all awry
Whisked away and flown to the sky
I’m staying home alone

travelsafar Mon 21-Dec-20 12:47:09

Traditions have gone all awry
Whisked away and flown to the sky

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Dec-20 12:38:19

We're in this nightmare together
But at the end of my tether
Midwinter has gone
Was a solstice dawn
A sign of some better weather?

Traditions have gone all awry

Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 11:01:43

We're in this nightmare together
But at the end of my tether
Midwinter has gone
Was a solstice dawn

Nell8 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:56:37

We're in this nightmare together
But at the end of my tether
Midwinter has gone

Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 10:39:31

We're in this nightmare together
But at the end of my tether

henetha Mon 21-Dec-20 10:11:08

So many things can warm the heart
And kindly souls all play their part
It's the thought that counts
When pressure mounts,
A friendly smile is a good start.

We're in this nightmare together

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