Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

But she`s not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she`s not
She`s drunk such a lot
She didn’t see the mistletoe!

A saucy old man stole a kiss,

But she`s not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she`s not
She`s drunk such a lot

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A Chardonnay, yes

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux
A wine snob she’s not

But she's not averse to Merlot
And never turned down a Bordeaux

But she's not adverse to Merlot

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse
Often been her ruse.
For her, Chardonnay is divine.

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse
Often been her ruse

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, a fine line
But that’s no excuse

Or maybe it's just too much wine
Too many units, it's a fine line

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street
Can’t get to her feet
I think she's as barmy as bats.

Or maybe it's just too much wine

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street
Can’t get to her feet

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats,
Then falls in the street

She adds to other people`s chats
And samples what is in their vats

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She`s far too nosy
But really dozy
Thinks no one sees her curtains twitch

She adds to other people’s chats

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She`s far too nosy
But really dozy

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge
She’s far too nosy

Meddling Millie from Middlewich
Swooped in too often, just a smidge

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown
With twins on the way
A red letter day
It seems bravery seeds were sown

Meddling Millie from Middlewich

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown
With twins on the way
A red letter day

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown,
With twins on the way

Now he has a lass of his own
It seems his confidence has grown

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook
Did it by the book
And his shyness thus overcame

Now he has a lass of his own

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook
Doing it by the book

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame
He shivered and shook