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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Ashcombe Thu 31-Dec-20 10:22:27

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 31-Dec-20 10:31:56

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain

henetha Thu 31-Dec-20 10:46:56

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain,
Why, I can't explain

Juliet27 Thu 31-Dec-20 11:37:58

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain,
Why, I can't explain
It would seem I dance to its tune

Squirrels are chasing round the trees

Nell8 Thu 31-Dec-20 12:57:23

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!

Jangran99 Thu 31-Dec-20 19:47:16

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature’s prolific

Hellogirl1 Thu 31-Dec-20 21:50:03

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature`s prolific
And soporific

Ashcombe Fri 01-Jan-21 18:09:16

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature`s prolific
And soporific
She can be a bit of a tease.

She lets us believe Spring is here

FarNorth Fri 01-Jan-21 19:03:53

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near

Jangran99 Fri 01-Jan-21 21:40:07

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne’er cast a cloot

crazyH Fri 01-Jan-21 22:28:16

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne’er cast a cloot
Till April is “oot”

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Jan-21 11:15:37

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne'er cast a cloot
Till April is "oot"
There's many a false start, oh dear.

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat

henetha Sat 02-Jan-21 11:28:46

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that

Luckygirl Sat 02-Jan-21 12:46:58

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover your hands in gloop

Nell8 Sat 02-Jan-21 15:24:03

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover your hands in gloop
Do not join a group

Jangran99 Sat 02-Jan-21 18:52:28

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover hands in gloop
Do not join a group
Don't show Covid the welcome mat

I'm tired of those idiots who.......

Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 00:30:02

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue

FarNorth Sun 03-Jan-21 00:49:56

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 07:48:12

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'
'I might cough a tad'

Luckygirl Sun 03-Jan-21 09:28:22

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'
'I might cough a tad'
But my germs are clean don't you know!

There was an old man in a shed

FarNorth Sun 03-Jan-21 09:31:41

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 09:50:35

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year

crazyH Sun 03-Jan-21 10:40:03

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year
But next door’s old dear

henetha Sun 03-Jan-21 12:04:35

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year
But next door’s old dear
Just thought he was active in bed.

So she turned her hearing aid down

crazyH Sun 03-Jan-21 12:33:57

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown

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