Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain,
Why, I can't explain

I can't sleep when it's a full moon
Impossible au clair de la lune!
It affects my brain,
Why, I can't explain
It would seem I dance to its tune

Squirrels are chasing round the trees

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature’s prolific

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature`s prolific
And soporific

Squirrels are chasing round the trees
Talk about the birds and the bees!
Nature`s prolific
And soporific
She can be a bit of a tease.

She lets us believe Spring is here

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne’er cast a cloot

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne’er cast a cloot
Till April is “oot”

She lets us believe Spring is here
And start to think good days are near
So ne'er cast a cloot
Till April is "oot"
There's many a false start, oh dear.

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover your hands in gloop

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover your hands in gloop
Do not join a group

Don't forget your mask, gloves and hat
And hand stuff too, don't forget that
Cover hands in gloop
Do not join a group
Don't show Covid the welcome mat

I'm tired of those idiots who.......

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'
'I might cough a tad'

I`m tired of those idiots who
Will not stay apart in a queue
Think 'It's not so bad'
'I might cough a tad'
But my germs are clean don't you know!

There was an old man in a shed

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year
But next door’s old dear

There was an old man in a shed
Whose clothing was always bright red
He’d hammer all year
But next door’s old dear
Just thought he was active in bed.

So she turned her hearing aid down

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown