Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face
At such a disgrace

So she turned her hearing aid down
And went to sleep with a deep frown
She screwed up her face
At such a disgrace
And decided she must leave town.

A few days break, then she returned

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned
That east, west , hames best

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she`d learned
That east, west , hames best
She claimed with great zest.

A few days break, then she returned
To tell everyone what she'd learned
That east, west, hame's best
She claimed with great zest
With travels I'm now unconcerned.

There was a young man from Milan

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not
But what got him hot

There was a young man from Milan
Whose name was Philosophus Dan
Stallion he was not
But what got him hot
Was Nan , his fiancée from Cannes

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed
And settled in bed

She made him think ‘Oh,la la la’
But he said ‘oh non, mon mama ‘
Then soon, they were wed
And settled in bed
She said "You'll soon be a papa"

He fled to the Eiffel Tower

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig
Since dancing a jig

He fled to the Eiffel Tower
Wish he had stopped for a shower
For he stank like a pig
Since dancing a jig
From others he had to cower.

He met a young lady from Rome

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he’d take her back home

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad
She kicked out the cad

He met a young lady from Rome
Decided he`d take her back home
His missus went mad
She kicked out the cad
And wrote it all up in a tome.

The book she wrote sold really well

The book she wrote sold really well,
Titillation always does sell

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see