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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Ashcombe Wed 09-Dec-20 08:00:32

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace
Certainly catchy
I’ll get there, by hook or by crook.

Heads turn as I stroll down the street

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Dec-20 23:58:48

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace
Certainly catchy

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henetha Tue 08-Dec-20 10:19:57

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace

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FarNorth Tue 08-Dec-20 02:09:04

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Dec-20 11:36:46

We’ve been seconds apart a couple of times ?

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 07-Dec-20 11:25:54

Trying again - no errors this time. Been a long time since I posted here! grin

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
Next my hair, that's a shocking mess

I want to have a brand new look.

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Dec-20 11:24:47

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
I’m now going out to impress

People will think I’m a model !

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 07-Dec-20 11:24:27

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
Next my hair thats a shocking mess

I want o have a brand new look.

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henetha Mon 07-Dec-20 11:18:33

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Dec-20 10:58:23

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Dec-20 07:57:24

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess

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Jangran99 Mon 07-Dec-20 00:43:06

I will miss my fish and my chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make a salad
And soon I'll be glad
That everything bypassed my hips

I now fit that little black dress

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FarNorth Sun 06-Dec-20 23:39:30

I will miss my fish and chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make a salad
And soon I'll be glad

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Dec-20 22:26:00

I will miss my fish and chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make me a salad

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Dec-20 21:31:48

I will miss my fish and my chips
But I won’t let them pass my lips

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Ashcombe Sun 06-Dec-20 20:49:10

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out
I'll perfect a pout.
To junk food I'll say, “Au revoir!”

I will miss my fish and my chips

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Dec-20 10:23:10

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out
I'll perfect a pout

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crazyH Sun 06-Dec-20 10:09:28

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out

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FarNorth Sun 06-Dec-20 01:56:20

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah

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crazyH Sun 06-Dec-20 00:02:05

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine
He coughed and spluttered
And also muttered
No more swimming for som time.

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir

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Ashcombe Sat 05-Dec-20 21:42:18

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine
He coughed and spluttered

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Dec-20 10:38:13

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine

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henetha Sat 05-Dec-20 09:37:53

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies,
Which cost a few pennies,
Then fell in the sea but floated.

Somebody threw him a lifeline

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Ashcombe Sat 05-Dec-20 07:43:20

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies,
Which cost a few pennies

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BradfordLass73 Sat 05-Dec-20 05:02:53

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies

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