Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace
Certainly catchy
I’ll get there, by hook or by crook.

Heads turn as I stroll down the street

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace
Certainly catchy

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook
Clothes by Versace

I want to have a brand new look.
Tailor made, not straight off the hook

We’ve been seconds apart a couple of times ?

Trying again - no errors this time. Been a long time since I posted here!

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
Next my hair, that's a shocking mess

I want to have a brand new look.

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
I’m now going out to impress

People will think I’m a model !

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym
Next my hair thats a shocking mess

I want o have a brand new look.

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim
Now I've joined a gym

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess
So sylphlike and slim

I now fit that little black dress
I feel great I have to confess

I will miss my fish and my chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make a salad
And soon I'll be glad
That everything bypassed my hips

I now fit that little black dress

I will miss my fish and chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make a salad
And soon I'll be glad

I will miss my fish and chips
But I won`t let them pass my lips
I`ll make me a salad

I will miss my fish and my chips
But I won’t let them pass my lips

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out
I'll perfect a pout.
To junk food I'll say, “Au revoir!”

I will miss my fish and my chips

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out
I'll perfect a pout

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah
I will not step out

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir
And make my physique look good, yah

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine
He coughed and spluttered
And also muttered
No more swimming for som time.

I’ll stay at home in my boudoir

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine
He coughed and spluttered

Somebody threw him a lifeline
Then dragged him up to the chine

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies,
Which cost a few pennies,
Then fell in the sea but floated.

Somebody threw him a lifeline

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies,
Which cost a few pennies

He then felt so full and bloated
His tongue was nastily coated
He reached for the Rennies