Gransnet forums

Games

Page 27 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Sun 10-Jan-21 22:50:13

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play
He likes attention
No so detention

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 10-Jan-21 23:14:44

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play
He likes attention
Things we won’t mention

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sun 10-Jan-21 23:23:30

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play
He likes attention
No so detention
That's what I was going to say

They say that great minds think alike

Add comment | Report
Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 23:58:23

They say that great minds think alike
As I thought when riding my bike

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Mon 11-Jan-21 02:51:21

They say that great minds think alike
As I thought when riding my bike
The meaning of life?

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Mon 11-Jan-21 07:46:35

They say that great minds think alike
As I thought when riding my bike
The meaning of life?
To search will cause strife

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 11-Jan-21 10:03:50

They say that great minds think alike
As I thought when riding my bike
The meaning of life?
To search will cause strife
I may as well go take a hike.

Yet, the great thinkers of the day

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 11:33:48

Yet,the great thinkers of the day
Would ponder with their matter grey

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Mon 11-Jan-21 17:58:46

Yet,the great thinkers of the day
Would ponder with their matter grey
Why are we all here?

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 11-Jan-21 18:09:20

Yet,the great thinkers of the day
Would ponder with their matter grey
Why are we all here?
Come on, tell me dear

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 11-Jan-21 22:37:09

Yet,the great thinkers of the day
Would ponder with their matter grey
Why are we all here?
Come on, tell me dear
Curiosity to allay

In matters philosophical

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 22:48:33

In matters philosophical
It’s best to keep things topical

Add comment | Report
Dragonella Tue 12-Jan-21 00:38:04

In matters philosophical
It’s best to keep things topical
The latest concern

Add comment | Report
Elrel Tue 12-Jan-21 01:08:17

In matters philosophical
It’s best to keep things topical
The latest concern
Which may crash and burn

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Tue 12-Jan-21 05:20:19

In matters philosophical
It’s best to keep things topical
The latest concern
Which may crash and burn
Is the State of the US- it’s farcical

One day when out walking I saw a strange sight

Add comment | Report
Ashcombe Tue 12-Jan-21 07:58:46

(reduced to make eight syllables, nanna8)

Out walking I saw a strange sight,
Two parachutes fell from a height.

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Tue 12-Jan-21 08:17:56

Out walking I saw a strange sight
Two parachutes fell from a height
But no one was there

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Tue 12-Jan-21 08:19:04

Sorry pressed too soon
But no one was there
But the sun and the air

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Tue 12-Jan-21 10:29:25

nanna8 you only need to do one line at a time.

Out walking I saw a strange sight
Two parachutes fell from a height
And no one was there
But the sun and air

Add comment | Report
henetha Tue 12-Jan-21 11:31:14

Out walking I saw a strange sight
Two parachutes fell from a height
And no one was there
But the sun and air
And two children flying a kite.

Maybe aliens touring Earth

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jan-21 13:04:42

Maybe aliens touring Earth
Will give we humans a wide berth

Add comment | Report
crazyH Tue 12-Jan-21 13:57:39

Maybe aliens touring Earth
Will give we humans a wide berth
Friendship they do need

Add comment | Report
Juliet27 Tue 12-Jan-21 15:35:19

Maybe aliens touring Earth
Will give we humans a wide berth
Friendship they do need
Warnings they should heed

Add comment | Report
Dragonella Tue 12-Jan-21 17:56:17

Maybe aliens touring Earth
Will give we humans a wide berth
Friendship they do need
Warnings they should heed
Social distance is all that we're worth!

It's hard to be sociable now

Add comment | Report
Ashcombe Tue 12-Jan-21 18:00:20

It’s hard to be sociable now
To give comfort, I know not how.

Page 27 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion