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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Ashcombe Thu 07-Jan-21 11:45:19

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see
Of both he and she

FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 13:59:38

The book she wrote sold really well
Titillation always does sell
She named names you see
Of both he and she
With everything there was to tell.

Celebrities all three became!

Ashcombe Thu 07-Jan-21 20:29:31

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame.

crazyH Thu 07-Jan-21 22:24:52

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame.
They moved to Knightsbridge

Hellogirl1 Thu 07-Jan-21 22:33:29

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame
They moved to Knightsbridge
And bought a posh fridge

Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 00:40:58

Celebrities all three became
And relished the fortune and fame
They moved to Knightsbridge
And bought a posh fridge
Which brought them all lasting acclaim

I had a pet dragon called Dave

henetha Fri 08-Jan-21 10:58:57

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Jan-21 13:30:42

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire

FarNorth Fri 08-Jan-21 14:45:12

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire
And sang in a choir

Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 14:53:20

I had a pet dragon called Dave
When I lived alone in my cave
He breathed hot fire
And sang in a choir
But sadly set fire to the nave.

Where is St George when you need him?

Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 17:28:05

Where is St George when you need him?
With his talents that always precede him

Hellogirl1 Fri 08-Jan-21 23:07:24

Where is St George when you need him?
With his talents that always precede him
He draws out his sword

Jangran99 Sat 09-Jan-21 00:13:46

Where is St George when you need him?
His talents always precede him
He draws out his sword
And dragons are floored

Juliet27 Sat 09-Jan-21 06:52:28

Where is St George when you need him?
His talents always precede him
He draws out his sword
And dragons are floored
This one only started a hymn!

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave

Ashcombe Sat 09-Jan-21 09:12:24

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that’s not at all brave...

henetha Sat 09-Jan-21 10:04:53

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that’s not at all brave...
He needs therapy

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 09-Jan-21 13:46:10

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that's not at all brave
He needs therapy
Such a cowardy

Ashcombe Sat 09-Jan-21 14:30:56

Poor Dave should have stayed in the cave
A dragon that's not at all brave
He needs therapy
Such a cowardy
Young maidens he never will save!

Perhaps he will go on the stage

FarNorth Sat 09-Jan-21 19:48:05

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage

crazyH Sat 09-Jan-21 20:02:33

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He’ll ‘light’ the curtains

Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 00:20:43

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He`ll `light` the curtains
Knowing for certain

henetha Sun 10-Jan-21 11:16:17

Perhaps he will go on the stage
His fire-throwing act all the rage
He`ll `light` the curtains
Knowing for certain
He's bound to be put in a cage.

So at least that's three meals a day

nanna8 Sun 10-Jan-21 12:16:03

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
Giggling schoolgirls having a lark

FarNorth Sun 10-Jan-21 14:04:08

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play

Jangran99 Sun 10-Jan-21 16:36:02

So at least that's three meals a day
And, let's hope, a big space to play
He likes attention

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