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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jan-21 12:11:34

My desk fills me quite with despair
And I'm so wishing it was bare
But then I sit back
Tidiness I lack

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Jan-21 17:01:09

My desk fills me quite with despair
And I'm so wishing it was bare
But then I sit back
Tidiness I lack
My paperwork in order is rare

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Jan-21 20:36:01

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it’s seldom seen

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crazyH Thu 14-Jan-21 20:53:27

Maybe there’s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it’s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Jan-21 00:26:20

Maybe there`s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it`s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe
The old one, you know

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Jangran99 Fri 15-Jan-21 01:27:08

Maybe there`s a tidiness gene
Well if there is it`s seldom seen
My Dad was Steptoe
The old one, you know
But neither one looked very clean

Watching them was always such fun

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nanna8 Fri 15-Jan-21 05:32:30

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jan-21 12:54:31

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house

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crazyH Sat 16-Jan-21 13:39:22

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house
Sure there was a mouse

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FarNorth Sat 16-Jan-21 15:01:35

Watching them was always such fun
If they caught my eye I would run
Old junk in their house
Sure there was a mouse
Or, more like, a hundred and one!

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Jan-21 22:28:19

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life

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Hellogirl1 Sun 17-Jan-21 00:23:59

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls

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nanna8 Sun 17-Jan-21 06:08:11

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls
With oily grey curls

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Ashcombe Sun 17-Jan-21 07:40:27

Poor Harold had all sorts of strife
His grimy dad blighted his life
He scared off the girls
With oily grey curls
So no luck in finding a wife.

These old shows were some of the best

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Jan-21 09:25:14

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed

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Jangran99 Sun 17-Jan-21 09:40:49

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats

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crazyH Sun 17-Jan-21 10:36:21

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats
And culinary ‘treats’

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nanna8 Sun 17-Jan-21 11:55:04

These old shows were some of the best
To find the same we’re now hard pressed
But constant repeats
And culinary ‘treats’
And we’re supposed to feel blessed?

Sometimes you get bored with your work

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Jan-21 12:23:29

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk

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nanna8 Sun 17-Jan-21 23:27:00

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools

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crazyH Sun 17-Jan-21 23:57:18

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools
Jump into your pools

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henetha Mon 18-Jan-21 11:39:45

Sometimes you get bored with your work
It can’t be considered a perk
So lay down your tools
Jump into your pools
And shout "My boss is a big berk"

And if he sacks you, don't worry

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 11:53:39

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and have some curry

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FarNorth Mon 18-Jan-21 13:37:55

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and have some curry
Then write a smart blog

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jan-21 13:43:25

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and eat some curry
Then write a smart blog
Success you will hog

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