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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 15:12:33

And if he sacks you, don't worry
Just go home and eat some curry
Then write a smart blog
Success you will hog
And make a bagful of money.

Your life will drastically change

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Hellogirl1 Tue 19-Jan-21 00:05:30

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange

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crazyH Tue 19-Jan-21 00:25:41

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers

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FarNorth Tue 19-Jan-21 02:50:59

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers
Tot up the figures

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Jangran99 Tue 19-Jan-21 20:58:36

Your life will drastically change
Some things you`ll have to re-arrange
Avoid gold diggers
Tot up the figures
And head for the foreign exchange

For now the world is your oyster

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Dragonella Tue 19-Jan-21 22:18:09

For now the world is your oyster
So run from your Covid-safe cloister

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Jangran99 Tue 19-Jan-21 22:26:14

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces

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Hellogirl1 Tue 19-Jan-21 23:21:54

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces
Go to the races

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Ashcombe Tue 19-Jan-21 23:28:10

For now the world is your oyster
Run from your Covid-safe cloister
Kick over traces
Go to the races
Horses do best when it’s moister.

Remember to wear a big hat

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 00:10:18

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jan-21 07:54:48

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They’re sensitive sorts

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jan-21 13:26:19

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They're sensitive sorts
Who baulk at your shorts

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 15:06:56

Remember to wear a big hat
Make sure you do not scare the cat
They're sensitive sorts
Who baulk at your shorts
All they do is curl up on the mat

I’m allergic to all furry friends

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jan-21 15:45:41

I’m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse

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Hellogirl1 Wed 20-Jan-21 21:59:14

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jan-21 22:17:29

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats
Have massacred rats

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Elrel Thu 21-Jan-21 01:20:44

I`m allergic to all furry friends
And I end up needing to cleanse
After sleek puss cats
Have massacred rats
Leaving me a little too tense.

I think it’s great to be mindful

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crazyH Thu 21-Jan-21 12:14:00

I think it’s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will

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nanna8 Thu 21-Jan-21 21:15:30

I think it’s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true

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Hellogirl1 Thu 21-Jan-21 22:01:24

I think it`s great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true
Right out of the blue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Jan-21 14:06:58

I think it's great to be mindful
Of things that are not of our will
Our dreams can come true
Right out of the blue
Life's not always run of the mill.

We could all ask the universe

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Dragonella Fri 22-Jan-21 15:17:46

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Jan-21 15:55:24

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in - heal this world

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Hellogirl1 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:10:14

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in-heal this world
See all flags unfurled

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Jan-21 23:30:37

We could all ask the universe
For something quite strange and perverse
As in-heal this world
See all flags unfurled
When evil is put in reverse

A handsome lad visited Poole

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