Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

Then home for some food and drink
There`s dishes to clear from the sink
I`ll take a shower
It might last an hour
But at least I’ll know I don’t stink

I met a man from Darjeeling

Then home for some food and drink
There`s dishes to clear from the sink
I`ll take a shower
It might last an hour

Then home for some food and a drink
There’s dishes to clear from the sink
I’ll take a shower

Then home for some food and a drink
But first dishes to clear from the sink

There's laundry to fold

Cold weather means high heating bills
And maybe keen exercise drills
I'll have a brisk walk
Not stop for small talk
So I’ve enough breath for the hills.

Then home for some food and a drink

Cold weather means high heating bills
And maybe keen exercise drills
I'll have a brisk walk
Not stop for small talk

Cold weather means high heating bills
And maybe keen exercise drills
I'll have a brisk walk

Cold weather means high heating bills
And maybe keen exercise drills

I need some tips to save money
Poverty isn’t too funny.
Revamp your old clothes
No swearing or oaths.!!
And try to live where it's sunny.

Cold weather means high heating bills

I need some tips to save money
Poverty isn’t too funny.
Revamp your old clothes
No swearing or oaths.!!

I need some tips to save money
Poverty isn’t too funny.
Revamp your old clothes

I need some tips to save money
Poverty isn’t too funny.

I came just on time before noon
I dislike arriving too soon
Early birds find worms
See how each one squirms
Catching them is such a boon.

I need some tips to save money

I came just on time before noon
I dislike arriving too soon
Early birds find worms
See how each one squirms

I came just on time before noon
I dislike arriving too soon
Early birds find worms

I came just on time before noon
I dislike arriving too soon

I arrived just on time before noon

To the young you're an example
Not me, my sins are too ample
Buck up your ideas
And copy your peers
On bad folk, like us, you should trample

To the young, you're an example
Not me, my sins are too ample
Buck up your ideas

To the young, you're an example
Not me, my sins are too ample

What a sight that was to behold
Although it left Auntie Grace cold
She said, "Righto, mate"
He's got himself in a state!!!
You know that time and again you've been told.

To the young, you're an example

What a sight that was to behold
Although it left Auntie Grace cold
She said "Righto, mate"
He's got himself in a state!!!

What a sight that was to behold
Although it left Auntie Grace cold
She said "Righto, mate"

What a sight that was to behold
Although it left Auntie Grace cold

In hazmat suits, they all rushed in
Auntie Grace is hitting the gin
Old Willie the rum,
While sat on his bum
Was throwing up, into the bin.

What a sight was that, to behold