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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 23:32:39

?
Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark

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Grandmafrench Fri 13-Nov-20 23:25:20

('bare', you stupid autocorrect!)

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Grandmafrench Fri 13-Nov-20 23:24:34

A puzzler is something I'm not
I'd rather go out for a trot
To run in fresh air
With feet, pale and bear
And never complaining I'm hot

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 22:26:41

A puzzler is something I'm not
I'd rather go out for a trot
To run in fresh air
With feet, pale and bare

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Grandmafrench Fri 13-Nov-20 21:16:13

A puzzler is something I'm not
I'd rather go out for a trot
To run in fresh air

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FarNorth Fri 13-Nov-20 21:04:16

A puzzler is something I'm not
I'd rather go out for a trot

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Grandmafrench Fri 13-Nov-20 20:56:22

Soduku is frying my brain
How do they do it on the train
They are not disturbed
Nor rarely perturbed
When the service is late - yet again

A puzzler is something I'm not

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Ashcombe Fri 13-Nov-20 20:19:38

Sudoku is frying my brain
How do they do it on the train,
They are not disturbed
Nor rarely perturbed

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Nov-20 20:15:04

Sudoku is frying my brain
How do they do it on the train,
They are not disturbed

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 20:05:53

Sudoku is frying my brain
How do they do it, them on the train,

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FarNorth Fri 13-Nov-20 19:45:50

There was a great quizzer from Crewe
To boost his brains, needed a brew,
Strong tea with some gin,
Whisky in a bin
I think I will take that up too.

Sudoku is frying my brain

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 14:33:10

There was a great quizzer from Crewe
To boost his brains, he needed a brew,
Strong tea with some gin,
Whisky in a bin

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henetha Fri 13-Nov-20 10:31:36

There was a great quizzer from Crewe
To boost his brains, he needed a brew,
Strong tea with some gin,

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crazyH Fri 13-Nov-20 10:28:20

There was a great quizzer from Crewe
To boost his brains, he needed a brew

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Nov-20 10:17:09

My muscles sure need exercise
And my poor old brain needs likewise!
I do daily quizzes
Til my brain fizzes
I hope that my old brain survives.

There was a great quizzer from Crewe

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FarNorth Fri 13-Nov-20 09:38:29

My muscles sure need exercise
And my poor old brain needs likewise!
I do daily quizzes
Til my brain fizzes

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FarNorth Fri 13-Nov-20 09:36:39

My muscles sure need exercise
And my poor old brain needs likewise!
So I do daily quizzes
Til my brain fizzes

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Allegretto Fri 13-Nov-20 07:37:38

So I do daily quizzes

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Ashcombe Fri 13-Nov-20 07:21:42

My muscles sure need exercise
And my poor old brain needs likewise!

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FarNorth Thu 12-Nov-20 23:31:13

I need to be rescued post haste
My last years are going to waste
Tena is no help
The cost makes me yelp
The problem must be squarely faced.

My muscles sure need exercise

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Grandmafrench Thu 12-Nov-20 23:12:26

I need to be rescued post haste
My last years are going to waste
Tena is no help
The cost makes me yelp

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crazyH Thu 12-Nov-20 22:56:44

I need to be rescued post haste
My last years are going to waste
Tena is no help

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Sarnia Thu 12-Nov-20 22:26:57

I need to be rescued post haste
My last years are going to waste

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Ashcombe Thu 12-Nov-20 22:16:08

The lavatory door said engaged !!
I’m beginning to feel enraged
My slack pelvic floor
Can’t hold on much more
The flood warning crew must be paged!

I need to be rescued post haste

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Jangran99 Thu 12-Nov-20 21:01:17

The lavatory door said engaged !!
I’m beginning to feel enraged
My slack pelvic floor
Can’t hold on much more

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