Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

So when, in the future, we're free
I’ll take a trip across the sea
Hang out with baboons

So when,in the future,we’re free
I’ll take a trip across the sea
Hang out with baboons
Swim distant lagoons

So when,in the future,we’re free
I’ll take a trip across the sea,
Hang out with baboons
Swim distant lagoons
And fly to Vienna for tea.

They make lovely sachertorte there

They make lovely sachertorte there
I'll squeeze onto a fancy chair

They make lovely sachertorte there
I'll squeeze onto a fancy chair
Fork at the ready

They make lovely sachertorte there
I'll squeeze onto a fancy chair
Fork at the ready
Eating will be steady

They make lovely sachertorte there
I'll squeeze onto a fancy chair
Fork at the ready
I will go steady

They make a lovely sachertorte there
I’ll squeeze into a fancy chair
Fork at the ready
I will go steady
Then suddenly, my plate is bare!

Then where next and what next I’ll ask

Then where next and what next I’ll ask
Let’s go to the land of the Basque

Then where next and what next I’ll ask.
Let’s go to the land of the Basque,
Where rain on the plain

Then where next and what next I’ll ask.
Let’s go to the land of the Basque,
Where rain on the plain
Stays there in the main

Then where next and what next I’ll ask.
Let’s go to the land of the Basque,
Where rain on the plain
Stays there in the main
And we'll drink Spanish wine from a cask.

Perhaps I drink far too much booze

Perhaps I drink far too much booze
But we must be able to choose

Perhaps I drink far too much booze
But we must be able to choose
In moderation

Perhaps I drink far too much booze
But we must be able to choose
In moderation
Not profligation

Perhaps I drink far too much booze
But we must be able to choose
In moderation
Not profligation
But first, excess pounds I must lose.

So, it's round the block I must run

So, it's round the block I must run
Imagine being chased by a man with a gun

Strict rules, CrazyH !

So, it's round the block I must run
As if being chased with a gun
I puff and I pant

Apologies ?
So, it's round the block I must run
As if being chased with a gun
I puff and I pant
Shout out a loud rant

So it’s round the block I must run
As if being chased with a gun
I puff and I pant
Shout out a loud rant
Whilst thinking ooh, isn’t this fun.

And then I collapse on the floor

And then I collapse on the floor
Just managed to get past the door

And then I collapse on the floor
Just managed to get past the door
I gasp out "Water!"

And then I collapse on the floor
Just managed to get past the door
I gasp out "Water!
Quickly dear daughter!”

And then I collapse on the floor
Just managed to get past the door
I gasp out "Water!
Quickly dear daughter!”
"Or I will be breathing no more."

I think I'll now take up yoga

I think I’ll now take up yoga
Or go to work in a toga