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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Jangran99 Sat 06-Feb-21 10:21:55

I think I’ll now take up yoga
Or go to work in a toga
Air circulation

crazyH Sat 06-Feb-21 10:52:48

I think I’ll now take up yoga
Or go to work in a toga
Air circulation
Mind concentration

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Feb-21 13:27:19

I think I'll now take up yoga
Or go to work in a toga
Air circulation
Mind concentration
And thinking of Saratoga.

But no, my mind always wanders

FarNorth Sat 06-Feb-21 14:16:33

But no, my mind always wanders
So said my teacher, Miss Saunders

Juliet27 Sat 06-Feb-21 21:32:18

But no, my mind always wanders
So said my teacher, Miss Saunders
Distractions many

Ashcombe Sat 06-Feb-21 21:46:35

But no, my mind always wanders
So said my teacher, Miss Saunders
Distractions many
Thoughts for a penny?

crazyH Sat 06-Feb-21 23:02:51

But no, my mind always wanders
So said my teacher, Miss Saunders
Distractions many
Thoughts for a penny?
I’d love to star in Eastenders

A role in Corrie would suit me

FarNorth Sat 06-Feb-21 23:46:30

A role in Corrie would suit me
With friends at the Rovers I'd be

Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Feb-21 00:49:57

A role in Corrie would suit me
With friends at the Rovers I`d be
In seventh heaven

Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:02:45

A role in Corrie would suit me
With friends at the Rovers I`d be
In seventh heaven
Here with pint seven

Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:06:27

that’s a bit clumsy
A role in Corrie would suit me
With friends at the Rovers I`d be
In seventh heaven
Supping with Kevin

Hellogirl1 Mon 08-Feb-21 00:09:07

A role in Corrie would suit me
With friends at the Rovers I`d be
In seventh heaven
Supping with Kevin
As happy as Larry I`d be

I wish that Bet Lynch was still there

Jangran99 Mon 08-Feb-21 01:19:39

I wish that Bet Lynch was still there
All leopard prints and bee hive hair

Ashcombe Mon 08-Feb-21 05:59:32

I wish that Bet Lynch was still there
All leopard prints and bee hive hair,
With holder for fag

henetha Mon 08-Feb-21 10:34:59

I wish that Bet Lynch was still there
All leopard prints and bee hive hair,
With holder for fag
And crocodile bag

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Feb-21 13:57:08

I wish that Bet Lynch was till there
All leopard prints and bee hive hair
With holder for fag
And crocodile bag
With Elsie Tanner, what a right pair.

Strong women - very much its forte

crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 14:57:47

Strong women - very much its forte
Who preferred strong ale than latte

Jangran99 Mon 08-Feb-21 15:05:15

Strong women - very much its forte
Who preferred strong ale than latte
Dear Annie and Jack

crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 17:07:51

Strong women - very much its forte
Who preferred strong ale than latte
Dear Annie and Jack
Alan Turner and Zac

crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 17:10:23

Strong women - very much its forte
Who preferred strong ale than latte
Dear Annie and Jack
Alan Turner, Zac

Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 00:42:08

Strong women-very much it`s forte
Who preferred strong ale to latte
Dear Annie and Jack
Alan Turner, Zac
Wouldn`t they make a great party?

I preferred the Corrie of old

FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 01:50:46

I preferred the Corrie of old
Ena Sharples had them all told

Ashcombe Tue 09-Feb-21 07:09:43

I preferred the Corrie of old
Ena Sharples had them all told!
Elsie, she hated,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Feb-21 13:47:39

I preferred the Corrie of old
Ena Sharples had them all told
Elsie, she hated,
Plus, men she had dated

Jangran99 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:12:01

I preferred the Corrie of old
Ena Sharples had them all told
Elsie, she hated,
Plus, men she dated
Said that lass was common and bold.

I’m here looking out on the snow

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