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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Grany Sun 01-Nov-20 17:10:41

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery
And shaken not stirred

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 16:58:17

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery
I've seen him in all his finery

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Nov-20 16:00:31

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not
He wins such a lot
If at times by just a short head

We’ll miss him, Shir Sean Connery

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-Nov-20 15:50:37

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not
He wins such a lot

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crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 15:13:36

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led
Arabian he's not

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FarNorth Sun 01-Nov-20 13:57:37

My money's on my racehorse, Fred
Each race he's been in, he has led

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henetha Sun 01-Nov-20 11:21:40

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too
With flippers of blue
She likes racing but doesn't win.

My money's on my racehorse, Fred

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FarNorth Sat 31-Oct-20 22:32:15

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too
With flippers of blue

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Grany Sat 31-Oct-20 18:44:42

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn
A good swimmer too

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Oct-20 12:50:36

I used to have a terrapin
Her pretty name was Carolyn

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Oct-20 11:40:42

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter
He is a real nutter
Also a bit of a piggy

I used to have a terrapin ?

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henetha Fri 30-Oct-20 11:08:12

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter
He is a real nutter

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crazyH Thu 29-Oct-20 21:58:29

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy
His wings, they flutter

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Jangran99 Thu 29-Oct-20 20:04:23

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who can get jive-y and jiggy

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FarNorth Thu 29-Oct-20 10:24:03

I've got an old bird called Wiggy
Who loves to get jive-y and jiggy

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henetha Thu 29-Oct-20 10:10:03

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah
Pup who’s designer
But I think he's got fleas and louse.

I've got an old bird called Wiggy

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Oct-20 06:57:16

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah
Pup who’s designer

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FarNorth Thu 29-Oct-20 01:22:56

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and mynah

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FarNorth Thu 29-Oct-20 01:20:28

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse
A snake and a mynah

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 18:38:37

We have a few pets in our house
Except for a chittering old mouse

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 17:09:16

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap
He's starting to yap
But to look after he's just a breeze

We have a few pets in our house

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 15:21:34

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap
He's starting to yap

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Oct-20 15:20:11

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please
The dog’s on my lap

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 15:13:49

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze
Don't put that cat next to me please

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 12:21:55

When cats have to wear cones of shame
They give us such a look of blame
Ponder their misdeeds
We tend to their needs
And with the ball, we played their game.

But frankly, their fur makes me sneeze

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