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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Oct-20 12:14:41

When cats have to wear cones of shame
They give us such a look of blame
Ponder their misdeeds
We tend to their needs

crazyH Tue 27-Oct-20 21:40:44

When cats have to wear cones of shame
They give us such a look of blame
Ponder their misdeeds

Juliet27 Tue 27-Oct-20 21:32:07

When cats have to wear cones of shame
They give us such a look of blame

Ashcombe Tue 27-Oct-20 20:51:55

That Burt writes a romantic tune
Nat Cole sang “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Great voices like that
Inspire my cat
To dash round the place like a loon!

When cats have to wear cones of shame

FarNorth Tue 27-Oct-20 19:10:45

That Burt writes a romantic tune
Nat Cole sang “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Great voices like that
Inspire my cat

crazyH Tue 27-Oct-20 13:47:03

That Burt writes a romantic tune
Nat Cole sang “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Great voices like that

Ashcombe Tue 27-Oct-20 13:36:12

That Burt writes a romantic tune
Nat Cole sang “Once in a Blue Moon”.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 27-Oct-20 09:56:05

Her excuse was she had no mac
A man lent her his anorak
She was all demure
And quite coy, oh yeah
She danced to tunes by Bacharach.

That Burt writes a romantic tune

crazyH Mon 26-Oct-20 22:53:15

Her excuse was she had no mac
A man lent her his anorak
She was all demure
And quite coy. oh yeah

Jangran99 Mon 26-Oct-20 22:36:43

Her excuse was she had no mac
A man lent her his anorak
She was all demure

Juliet27 Mon 26-Oct-20 22:28:03

Her excuse was that she had no mac
A man lent her his anorak

Hellogirl1 Mon 26-Oct-20 22:18:48

"Seen enough?" she cried with disdain,
As attempts to hide were in vain.
Her pride took a fall
But she had the gall
To dance in the nude in the rain!

Her excuse was that she had no mac

crazyH Mon 26-Oct-20 09:18:39

"Seen enough?" she cried, with disdain,
As attempts to hide were in vain.
Her pride took a fall
But she had the gall

Jangran99 Mon 26-Oct-20 07:23:05

Making slight changes in the strict spirit of this thread ,88558 smile

"Seen enough?" she cried, with disdain,
As attempts to hide were in vain.
Her pride took a fall

Ashcombe Mon 26-Oct-20 06:38:04

Apologies for not starting the new Limerick last night -senior moment!

‘Had an eyeful?’ she cried, with disdain,
As her attempts to conceal were in vain.

BradfordLass73 Mon 26-Oct-20 00:32:48

There was a young lady from Poole
Who thought she was ever so cool
One day on the shore
Her cossie, it tore
Which caused some spectators to drool.

'Had an eyeful?' she cried, with disdain

crazyH Sun 25-Oct-20 23:50:53

There was a young lady from Poole
Who thought she was ever so cool
One day on the shore
Her cossie, it tore

Hellogirl1 Sun 25-Oct-20 22:49:53

There was a young lady from Poole
Who thought she was ever so cool
She went on a boat trip

Jangran99 Sun 25-Oct-20 22:49:17

There was a young lady from Poole
Who thought she was ever so cool
One day on the shore

FarNorth Sun 25-Oct-20 22:34:24

There was a young lady from Poole
Who thought she was ever so cool

Jangran99 Sun 25-Oct-20 22:07:43

Just to get the thread going again

There was a young lady from Poole

Jangran99 Sun 25-Oct-20 21:38:44

A new start Ashcombe?

Missfoodlove Sun 25-Oct-20 19:38:54

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark.
Telling ghostly tales, what a lark

Ashcombe Sun 25-Oct-20 19:29:47

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
And up with the lark
We mustn’t be late to our form.

Tickledpink Sun 25-Oct-20 19:07:25

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark
And up in the morn with the lark

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