Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead
Of lazing in bed
You'll be a good Christian, reborn

My winceyettes are cosy and warm

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead
Of lazing in bed

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead.

Remember, it is Sunday morn,
So we’d better stay clear of porn

Remember, it is Sunday morn,

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There's a certain hair you shouldn't curl
So have a warm bath
And then a good laugh
And, afterwards, give me a twirl!!

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There's a certain hair you shouldn't curl
So have a warm bath
And then a good laugh

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There`s certain hair you shouldn`t curl
So have a warm bath

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There`s certain hair you shouldn`t curl

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell
I'm not a gazelle!
And now there's a pain in my head ?

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell
I'm not a gazelle!

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice
Add a little spice
That will always cheer up the drear

My Auntie Vera always said

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice
Add a little spice

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice

But we can’t all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count
Is what’s paramount
And love of the vernacular

But we can’t all be Edward Lear

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count
Is what’s paramount

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count

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I'm no Edward Lear

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