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I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
Another four years
I’d end up in tears

I’m so hoping that Trump won’t win
I'm sick of his silly old grin
Another four years
I’d end up in tears
We hope Biden's term will begin!

Will we ever hear cheerful news?

Will we ever hear cheerful news?
Always bad, I might blow a fuse

Will we ever hear cheerful news?
Always bad, I might blow a fuse
We're in the same boat

Will we ever hear cheerful news?
Always bad, I might blow a fuse
We're in the same boat
With hens and a goat

Will we ever hear cheerful news?
Always bad, I might blow a fuse
We're in the same boat
With hens and a goat
And we are all singing the blues.

Christmas carols are almost here

Christmas carols are almost here
For families both far and near

Christmas carols are almost here
For families both far and near
And will we get snow?

Christmas carols are almost here
For families both far and near
And will we get snow?
I really hope so

Christmas carols are almost here
For families both far and near
And will we get snow?
I really hope so
Then I'll wear my snazzy ski gear.

We'll go for a walk after dark

We'll go for a walk in the dark
It's a bit spooky in the park

We'll go for a walk in the dark
It's a bit spooky in the park
So we will hold hands

We'll go for a walk in the dark
It's a bit spooky in the park
So we will hold hands
And make new year plans

We'll go for a walk in the dark
It's a bit spooky in the park
So we will hold hands
And make new year plans
In the hope that times are less stark

But hope springs eternal they say

But hope springs eternal they say,
That Covid will soon go away.

But hope springs eternal they say,
That Covid will soon go away.
Our lives could resume

But hope springs eternal they say,
That Covid will soon go away.
Our lives could resume
We all can assume

But hope springs eternal they say,
That Covid will soon go away
Our lives will resume
We all can assume
'Normal Service' comes back to play.

There was an old toady from Hull

There was an old toady from Hull
Who had a peculiar shaped skull

There was an old toady from Hull
Who had a peculiar shaped skull
Looked like a peanut

There was an old toady from Hull
Who had a peculiar shaped skull
Looked like a peanut
With v short haircut

There was an old toady from Hull
Who had a peculiar shaped skull
Looked like a peanut
With v short haircut,
Tired of critics so moved to Mull.

Made friends with a lassie from Skye

Made friends with a lassie from Skye
Who baked fine bread made of rye

Made friends with a lassie from Skye
Who baked fine bread made of rye
Her buns were a treat

Made friends with a lassie from Skye
Who baked fine bread made of rye
Her buns were a treat
Though a tad too sweet