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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Nov-20 23:23:31

Made friends with a lassie from Skye
Who baked fine bread made of rye
Her buns were a treat
Though a tad too sweet
But for cranachan I’d say ‘aye’!

For I have a very sweet tooth

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Nov-20 01:22:28

For I have a very sweet tooth
And a penchant too for vermouth

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FarNorth Mon 09-Nov-20 09:28:13

For I have a very sweet tooth
And a penchant too for vermouth
So shortbread and wine

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crazyH Mon 09-Nov-20 10:54:55

For I have a very sweet tooth
And a penchant too for vermouth
So shortbread and wine
That'll do me just fine

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henetha Mon 09-Nov-20 13:25:42

For I have a very sweet tooth
And a penchant too for vermouth
So shortbread and wine
That'll do me just fine
Excuse me for being uncouth.

I love to swig from the bottle

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crazyH Mon 09-Nov-20 13:42:49

I love to swig from the bottle
It gives my engine full throttle

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 09-Nov-20 20:49:51

I love to swig from the bottle
It gives my engine full throttle
Watch out for the fiz

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henetha Tue 10-Nov-20 10:15:01

I love to swig from the bottle
It gives my engine full throttle
Watch out for the fiz
I'll drink mine and his

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Nov-20 12:38:07

I love to swig from the bottle
It gives my engine full throttle
Watch out for the fizz
I'll drink mine and his
As I like to drink such a lottle.

I can't keep up with the Joneses'

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FarNorth Tue 10-Nov-20 12:43:58

I can't keep up with the Joneses
Their TVs and posh mobile phoneses

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crazyH Tue 10-Nov-20 13:43:27

I can't keep up with the Joneses
Their TVs and posh mobile phoneses
Mercs and Ferraris

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henetha Wed 11-Nov-20 10:41:19

I can't keep up with the Joneses
Their TVs and posh mobile phoneses
Mercs and Ferraris,
Going on safaris,

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Ashcombe Wed 11-Nov-20 19:04:35

I can't keep up with the Joneses
Their TVs and posh mobile phoneses
Mercs and Ferraris,
Going on safaris,
Such greed I cannot condoneses.

A simple life is what suits me

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crazyH Wed 11-Nov-20 21:29:36

A simple life is what suits me
Tho' I sure will miss my large TV

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Nov-20 22:05:34

A simple life is what suits me
Shortbread and a nice cup of tea

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Nov-20 22:07:51

Oops blush didn’t refresh!

A simple life is what suits me
Tho' I will miss my large TV

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Ashcombe Thu 12-Nov-20 07:33:47

A simple life is what suits me
Tho' I will miss my large TV.
A stroll by the sea

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 07:42:25

A simple life is what suits me
Tho' I will miss my large TV.
A stroll by the sea
A Cornish cream tea

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henetha Thu 12-Nov-20 11:14:45

A simple life is what suits me
Tho' I will miss my large TV.
A stroll by the sea
A Cornish cream tea
And still able to go for a wee.

I'm not quite incontinent yet

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Nov-20 11:32:56

I'm not quite incontinent yet
But with a big sneeze there's the threat

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Ashcombe Thu 12-Nov-20 14:33:23

I'm not quite incontinent yet
But with a big sneeze there's the threat.
With legs firmly crossed

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 17:18:34

I'm not quite incontinent yet
But with a big sneeze there's the threat.
With legs firmly crossed
My muscle power lost

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May7 Thu 12-Nov-20 18:08:18

I'm not quite incontinent yet
But with a big sneeze there's the threat.
With legs firmly crossed
My muscle power lost
To the lavvy I really must get

The lavatory door said engaged !!

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Nov-20 19:29:49

The lavatory door said engaged !!
I’m beginning to feel enraged

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Ashcombe Thu 12-Nov-20 19:38:29

The lavatory door said engaged !!
I’m beginning to feel enraged
My slack pelvic floor

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