Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

His action raised pounds by the score,
‘Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick
He promised to lick
The pineapple, right to its core

With feet scalded and tongue all scored

His action raised pounds by the score,
‘Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick
He promised to lick

His action raised pounds by the score
'Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick

His action raised pounds by the score
It was thousands or perhaps e’en more

them massaged

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air
What a lovely pair!
He had the massaged for a treat.

His action raised pounds by the score

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air
What a lovely pair

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy, soft seat

Yet a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk-in coals of fire
he raised lots of cash
By having a bash
After which his soles were quite dire.

He decided to rest his scalded feet

Yet a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk-in coals of fire
he raised lots of cash
By having a bash

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk on coals of fire.
He raised lots of cash

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk on coals of fire

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination
I long to go now
But I made a vow
To wait for the safe information.

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination,
I long to go now
But I made a vow

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination,
I long to go now

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do
The better to view
Is dream about life on a yacht

We drift in our imagination

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do
The better to view

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot

And now I must take a long walk!
I'll go with a pal and we'll talk
Of holidays past
Just memories, oh blast!
So we'll stamp and then have a good squawk!

My pal and I love to globe-trot

And now I must take a long walk!
I'll go with a pal and we'll walk
Of holidays past
Just memories, oh blast!

And now I must take a long walk!
I’ll go with a pal and we’ll talk
Of holidays past

And now I must take a long walk!
I’ll go with a pal and we’ll talk