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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

Juliet27 Wed 03-Mar-21 14:05:22

We only live once,do it right
Live,love and party through the night
Make love until dawn ....... ?
Probably I’d yawn ?

Jangran99 Wed 03-Mar-21 16:45:45

We only live once,do it right
Live,love and party through the night
Make love until dawn ....... ?
Probably I’d yawn ?
What happened to my shining knight?

I remember the days with joy

Juliet27 Wed 03-Mar-21 21:37:54

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy

crazyH Wed 03-Mar-21 22:34:40

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand

FarNorth Wed 03-Mar-21 23:39:23

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand
Strolling on the sand

Mollygo Thu 04-Mar-21 15:10:26

I remember the days with joy
When he was a handsome young boy
We walked hand in hand
Strolling on the sand
No Covid our peace to destroy.

Though older, my knight is still there

Jangran99 Thu 04-Mar-21 15:16:47

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care

crazyH Thu 04-Mar-21 15:25:55

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed

Ashcombe Thu 04-Mar-21 17:30:38

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed
Or cuddles instead

crazyH Thu 04-Mar-21 18:49:13

Though older, my knight is still there
As there's many ways to show care
Hot breakfast in bed
Or cuddles instead
And ‘companies me everywhere

He will always be by my side

Ashcombe Thu 04-Mar-21 19:34:39

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.

crazyH Thu 04-Mar-21 22:30:26

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms

FarNorth Fri 05-Mar-21 00:28:46

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms
Beguile with his charms

Elrel Fri 05-Mar-21 00:48:04

He will always be by my side
Regardless of what may betide.
He’ll hold out his arms
Beguile with his charms
Then off on his white steed we’ll ride

A lone damsel seeking a knight

crazyH Fri 05-Mar-21 01:03:48

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night

Juliet27 Fri 05-Mar-21 01:27:01

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo

nanna8 Fri 05-Mar-21 02:13:36

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo
Was an owl or two

Ashcombe Fri 05-Mar-21 06:12:23

A lone damsel seeking a knight
Stood in the field, middle of the night
But the only woo
Was an owl or two.
Poor damsel ran home in a fright

Instead she tried online dating

Juliet27 Fri 05-Mar-21 06:53:16

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating

Mollygo Fri 05-Mar-21 07:06:57

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied

nanna8 Fri 05-Mar-21 07:35:27

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied
They were old and snide

Mollygo Fri 05-Mar-21 09:40:36

Instead she tried online dating
A popular way of mating
But some posters lied
They were old and snide
But others were well worth the waiting.

“Let’s meet at the pub, wear a rose.”

crazyH Fri 05-Mar-21 09:44:24

“Let’s meet at the pub, wear a rose.”
“Over the bar still, I will pose”

Mollygo Fri 05-Mar-21 10:17:43

“Let’s meet at the pub. I’ll wear a rose.”
Over the bar, still I will pose.
And our eyes will meet

Juliet27 Fri 05-Mar-21 10:39:13

“ Let’s meet at the pub. I’ll wear a rose.”
Over the bar, still I will pose.
And our eyes will meet
And we’ll take a seat

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