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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-Mar-21 12:47:15

"Let's meet at the pub, I'll wear a rose"
Over the bar, still I will pose
And our eyes will meet
And we'll take a seat
And then we will see how it goes.

She wondered what the night would bring

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crazyH Fri 05-Mar-21 15:50:06

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring

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Grany Fri 05-Mar-21 15:55:15

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top

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crazyH Fri 05-Mar-21 16:14:38

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top
For their eyes to pop

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Mar-21 16:55:32

She wondered what the night would bring
Would it be worth, wearing a Gstring
Or a low cut top
For their eyes to pop
Depends if it was just a fling

But if she was hoping for more

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crazyH Fri 05-Mar-21 17:09:27

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo

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Grany Sat 06-Mar-21 08:46:46

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Mar-21 10:53:48

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight
May be better bait

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Mar-21 11:47:08

But if she was hoping for more
No such luck, said her Romeo
So playing it straight
May be better bait
Too bad, he may show her the door.

I do not want a one night stand

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Mollygo Sat 06-Mar-21 11:49:21

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand

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FarNorth Sat 06-Mar-21 13:21:36

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up

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crazyH Sat 06-Mar-21 13:31:27

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up
Show off my G cup

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Ashcombe Sat 06-Mar-21 17:39:02

I do not want a one night stand
A meal and a show would be grand
A chance to dress up
Show off my G cup
Walk home in the dark, hand in hand.

Then to indulge in a nightcap ....

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crazyH Sat 06-Mar-21 18:22:07

Then to indulge in a nightcap ....
Oooo...I’m getting myself in a flap

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Mollygo Sat 06-Mar-21 19:14:36

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo . . . I’m getting myself in a flap
I’ll offer cocoa

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crazyH Sat 06-Mar-21 20:32:15

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo . . . I’m getting myself in a flap
I’ll offer cocoa
He’ll say “thankyou, No”

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Mar-21 16:06:59

Then to indulge in a night cap
Oooo ... I'm getting myself in a flap
I'll offer cocoa
He'll say, "thank you, no"
"Do you think I'm that sort of chap?"

The two lovers got their wires crossed

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Mar-21 16:22:03

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost!

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Ashcombe Sun 07-Mar-21 17:53:59

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost!
I'm too old for this

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Mollygo Sun 07-Mar-21 18:48:43

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost
I’m too old for this
Don’t hug me, don’t kiss!

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FarNorth Mon 08-Mar-21 16:26:35

The two lovers got their wires crossed
I must admit I too am lost
I’m too old for this
Don’t hug me, don’t kiss!
As curls are petulantly tossed.

I like my life calm and serene

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crazyH Mon 08-Mar-21 16:41:59

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue but never green

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Mollygo Mon 08-Mar-21 20:39:03

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Mar-21 21:01:00

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days
Enjoying a laze

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crazyH Mon 08-Mar-21 22:10:55

I like my life calm and serene
I wear white or blue, never green
I drift through the days
Enjoying a laze
Lying low, trying to stay unseen.

Celebrities, how do they cope?

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