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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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FarNorth Mon 08-Mar-21 23:07:22

Celebrities, how do they cope?
Of privacy, they've not a hope

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crazyH Mon 08-Mar-21 23:22:54

Celebrities, how do they cope?
Of privacy, they've not a hope
Lenses in bushes

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nanna8 Tue 09-Mar-21 05:42:45

Celebrities,how do they cope?
Of privacy,they’ve not a hope
Lenses in bushes
Fake smiles and gushes

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Mollygo Tue 09-Mar-21 09:08:56

Celebrities, how do they cope
Of privacy there’s not a hope
Lenses in bushes
Fake smiles and gushes
Leave England and cry, “I can’t cope!”

Stop craving the need to be seen

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Ashcombe Tue 09-Mar-21 10:08:51

Stop craving the need to be seen.
Their lifestyles make some folk turn green.

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FarNorth Tue 09-Mar-21 10:39:33

Stop craving the need to be seen.
Their lifestyles make some folk turn green
But that's not for me

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crazyH Tue 09-Mar-21 10:42:22

Stop craving the need to be seen.
Their lifestyles make some folk turn green
But that's not for me
I like privacy

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libra10 Tue 09-Mar-21 10:52:29

Stop craving the need to be seen.
Their lifestyles make some folk turn green
But that's not for me
I like privacy
And would find it to be totally obscene!

We're gradually approaching Spring.

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Mar-21 11:08:48

We're gradually approaching Spring
The warmer weather it should bring

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Daffydilly Tue 09-Mar-21 11:46:36

We're gradually approaching Spring
The warmer weather it should bring
Daffs are a blooming

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Mollygo Tue 09-Mar-21 12:12:38

We’re gradually approaching spring
The warmer weather it should bring
Daffs are a blooming
Less need for zooming

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Ashcombe Tue 09-Mar-21 12:18:26

We're gradually approaching spring
The warmer weather it should bring
Daffs are a blooming
Less need for zooming,
As bees buzz while birds sweetly sing.

For gardeners, the busiest time

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Mar-21 23:08:02

For gardeners the busiest time
Is getting this damned thing to rhyme!

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:42:36

For gardeners the busiest time
Is getting this damned thing to rhyme!
I’ve had a good try

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:45:12

For gardeners the busiest time
Is getting this damned thing to rhyme
I’ve had a good try
But it makes me cry

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:47:30

For gardeners the busiest time
Is getting this damned thing to rhyme
I’ve had a good try
But it makes me cry
My attempt is not worth a dime.

Some words are just impossible

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:53:45

Some words are just impossible
More than that they’re improbable

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Mar-21 06:53:05

Some words are just impossible
More than that they're improbable
But we do our best

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Ashcombe Wed 10-Mar-21 06:59:41

Some words are just impossible
More than that they're improbable
But we do our best
To add lines with zest

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henetha Wed 10-Mar-21 10:41:01

Some words are just impossible
More than that they're improbable
But we do our best
To add lines with zest
Even if they're implausible.

That rhyme took me ages to find

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 11:27:32

That rhyme took me ages to find
Digging way deep inside my mind

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crazyH Wed 10-Mar-21 12:00:02

That rhyme took me ages to find
Digging way deep inside my mind
I sometimes do cheat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Mar-21 13:22:48

That thyme took me ages to find
Digging way deep inside my mind
I sometimes do cheat
It's such a great feat

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crazyH Wed 10-Mar-21 13:49:46

That thyme took me ages to find
Digging way deep inside my mind
I sometimes do cheat
It's such a great feat
Searching the net can be a bind

A spider am I, in the World Wide Web

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 23:39:18

88558 thread Crazy, mind if I tweak??

We're spiders in the World Wide Web

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