Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it a lot I will pay
I’ll look sleek and smart
At least that’s a start
Back to normal - I’m on my way

A marathon runner from Mere

A marathon runner from Mere
Chose to run barefoot for a dare

A marathon runner from Mere
Chose to run bare foot for a dare
His soles became tough

A marathon runner from Mere
Chose to run bare foot for a dare
His soles became tough
The going was rough

A marathon runner from Mere
Chose to run bare foot for a dare
His soles became tough
The going was rough
He took on more than he could bare

Just watched a wren building a nest

correction. bear not bar

Bare not bar!! i give up

Just watched a wren building a nest

Just watched a wren build a nest
Such tiny birds, must be a test

Just watched a wren build a nest
Such tiny birds, must be a test
To show spring is here

Just watched a wren build a nest
Such tiny birds, must be a test
To show spring is here
They’re so full of cheer

Just watched a wren build a nest
Such tiny birds, must be a test
To show spring is here
They’re so full of cheer
I think the poor bird needs a rest

A few nests are built by the male

A few nests are built by the male
Expecting his prettiest female

A few nests are built by the male
Expecting his prettiest female
To move in quite soon

A few nests are built by the male
Expecting his prettiest female
To move in quite soon
And then they will spoon!

A few nests are built by the male
Expecting his prettiest female
To move in quite soon
And then they will spoon!
What follows is quite another tale !

There was a ginger gal from Galway

Once a ginger gal from Galway
Made rather a quick getaway

Once a ginger gal from Galway
Made rather a quick getaway
She hopped on her bike

Once a ginger girl from Galway
Made rather a quick getaway
She hopped on her bike
Rode over the dyke

Once a ginger girl from Galway
Made a rather quick getaway
She hopped on her bike
Rode over the dyke
Can you think of a better way?

A helicopter would be grand

A helicopter would be grand
I’d not be happy ‘til we land

A helicopter would be grand
I’d not be happy ‘til we land
But my new blonde wig

A helicopter would be grand
I’d not be happy ‘til we land
But my new blonde wig
Is a bit too big

A helicopter would be grand
I’d not be happy ‘til we land
But my new blonde wig
Is a bit too big
In fact, it's come off in my hand.

Now, up in the chopper so high

Now, up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by