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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 21-Mar-21 17:20:41

Now, up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig

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Ashcombe Sun 21-Mar-21 22:03:44

Now, up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig,
But who gives a fig?!

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:10:34

Now up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig,
But who gives a fig?
Me, I said with a heartfelt sigh

My head is feeling much cooler

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nanna8 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:17:16

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer

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FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 00:18:30

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair-free

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 00:22:41

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair-free
And I am just ME

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Mollygo Mon 22-Mar-21 12:44:07

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair free
And I am just ME
(No chance of nits! Hallelujah)

So now I’m enjoying my flight

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 13:13:05

So now I’m enjoying my flight
But guess who creeps up on my right

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FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 18:08:14

So now I’m enjoying my flight
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans

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Mollygo Mon 22-Mar-21 19:31:58

So now I’m enjoying my flight.
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans
You know what that means

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 22:50:56

So now I’m enjoying my flight.
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans
You know what that means
Hmm...I’ll make sure she’s within sight.

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate

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Ashcombe Tue 23-Mar-21 08:11:39

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate,
Both matters of fam'ly and state.

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Mollygo Tue 23-Mar-21 09:25:03

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam’ly and state
Harangued on the news

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henetha Tue 23-Mar-21 10:36:52

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam’ly and state
Harangued on the news
She must get the blues

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Mar-21 12:04:41

Queenie, there's a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam'ly and state
Harangued on the news
She must get the blues
And must wonder why's this my fate.

We all have our troubles, that's true

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crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 12:45:30

We all have our troubles, that's true
Friends often don’t have any clue

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Mollygo Tue 23-Mar-21 13:21:57

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there

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FarNorth Tue 23-Mar-21 15:02:29

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there
To show us some care

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crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 17:59:01

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there
To show us some care
And stop us from getting too blue

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Mar-21 00:59:05

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my very best friend who

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FarNorth Wed 24-Mar-21 03:37:47

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my very best friend who
Always cheers me up

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Mollygo Wed 24-Mar-21 07:48:24

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my best friend who
Always cheers me up
Offers me a cup

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henetha Wed 24-Mar-21 10:30:17

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my best friend who
Always cheers me up
Offers me a cup
And no matter what, sees me through.

But my friends have all disappeared

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nanna8 Wed 24-Mar-21 10:43:55

But my friends have all disappeared
Behind closed doors with Covid fears

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Mar-21 11:39:09

But my friends have all disappeared
Behind closed doors with Covid fears
We do as we're told

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