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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 21-Mar-21 17:20:41

Now, up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig

Ashcombe Sun 21-Mar-21 22:03:44

Now, up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig,
But who gives a fig?!

Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:10:34

Now up in the chopper so high
I noticed an eagle fly by
In its beak, my wig,
But who gives a fig?
Me, I said with a heartfelt sigh

My head is feeling much cooler

nanna8 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:17:16

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer

FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 00:18:30

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair-free

crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 00:22:41

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair-free
And I am just ME

Mollygo Mon 22-Mar-21 12:44:07

My head is feeling much cooler
I’m now unable to fool yer
My bonce is hair free
And I am just ME
(No chance of nits! Hallelujah)

So now I’m enjoying my flight

crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 13:13:05

So now I’m enjoying my flight
But guess who creeps up on my right

FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 18:08:14

So now I’m enjoying my flight
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans

Mollygo Mon 22-Mar-21 19:31:58

So now I’m enjoying my flight.
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans
You know what that means

crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 22:50:56

So now I’m enjoying my flight.
But guess who creeps up on my right
Her Maj in blue jeans
You know what that means
Hmm...I’ll make sure she’s within sight.

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate

Ashcombe Tue 23-Mar-21 08:11:39

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate,
Both matters of fam'ly and state.

Mollygo Tue 23-Mar-21 09:25:03

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam’ly and state
Harangued on the news

henetha Tue 23-Mar-21 10:36:52

Queenie, there’s a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam’ly and state
Harangued on the news
She must get the blues

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Mar-21 12:04:41

Queenie, there's a lot on her plate
Both matters of fam'ly and state
Harangued on the news
She must get the blues
And must wonder why's this my fate.

We all have our troubles, that's true

crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 12:45:30

We all have our troubles, that's true
Friends often don’t have any clue

Mollygo Tue 23-Mar-21 13:21:57

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there

FarNorth Tue 23-Mar-21 15:02:29

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there
To show us some care

crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 17:59:01

We all have our troubles, it’s true
Friends often don’t have any clue
But ask, they’ll be there
To show us some care
And stop us from getting too blue

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do

Jangran99 Wed 24-Mar-21 00:59:05

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my very best friend who

FarNorth Wed 24-Mar-21 03:37:47

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my very best friend who
Always cheers me up

Mollygo Wed 24-Mar-21 07:48:24

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my best friend who
Always cheers me up
Offers me a cup

henetha Wed 24-Mar-21 10:30:17

There’s not a thing I wouldn’t do
To help my best friend who
Always cheers me up
Offers me a cup
And no matter what, sees me through.

But my friends have all disappeared

nanna8 Wed 24-Mar-21 10:43:55

But my friends have all disappeared
Behind closed doors with Covid fears

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Mar-21 11:39:09

But my friends have all disappeared
Behind closed doors with Covid fears
We do as we're told

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