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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Nell8 Fri 02-Apr-21 08:34:13

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones
They could add a couple of stones
But jam or cream first?
(Don't binge, or you'll burst!)

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henetha Fri 02-Apr-21 11:24:55

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones
They could add a couple of stones
But jam or cream first?
(Don't binge, or you'll burst!)
They sure do add fat to my bones.

And then it's so hard to shift it

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 11:27:04

And then it's so hard to shift it
Despite buying a new fit bit

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Apr-21 11:30:49

And then it's so hard to shift it
Despite buying a new fit bit
The weight slows me down

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Apr-21 12:23:29

And then it's so hard to shift it
Despite buying a new fit bit
The weight slows me down
And deepens my frown

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Grany Fri 02-Apr-21 12:34:10

Oh, I love those Devonshire scones
They could add a couple of stones
But jam or cream first?
Cream and jam reverced

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Grany Fri 02-Apr-21 12:34:56

Sorry ignor bit slow

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Grany Fri 02-Apr-21 12:44:25

And then it's so hard to shift it
Despite buying a new fit bit
The weight slows me down
And deepens my frown
But will carry on and not quit

Taking it all in my stride now

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 12:49:27

Taking it all in my stride now
don’t care if I look like a cow

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Mollygo Fri 02-Apr-21 17:01:29

Taking it all in my stride now
Don’t care if I look like a cow
My Renaissance shape

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 17:03:11

Taking it all in my stride now
Don’t care if I look like a cow
My Renaissance shape
I don’t think I’ll tape

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Nell8 Fri 02-Apr-21 18:24:59

Taking it all in my stride now
Don't care if I look like a cow
My Renaissance shape
I don't think I'll tape
I bet Titian would have said Wow!

The temperature's slumping tonight

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 19:02:19

The temperature's slumping tonight
Ant complain, its sunny and bright

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 19:02:49

The temperature's slumping tonight
Can’t complain, its sunny and bright

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Mollygo Fri 02-Apr-21 20:38:27

The temperatures slumping tonight
Can’t complain, it’s sunny and bright
Tomorrow’s forecast

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 20:40:14

The temperatures slumping tonight
Can’t complain, it’s sunny and bright
Tomorrow’s forecast
Sun’s not going to last

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Apr-21 21:28:17

The temperatures slumping tonight
Can’t complain, it’s sunny and bright
Tomorrow’s forecast
Sun’s not going to last
Will be down to low fahrenheit.

For baby birds a chilly start

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 22:32:16

For baby birds a chilly start
So little, they do steal my heart

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Apr-21 22:39:13

For baby birds a chilly start
So little, they do steal my heart
But soon they will fly

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 22:42:29

For baby birds a chilly start
So little, they do steal my heart
But soon they will fly
Have to say goodbye

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Apr-21 07:22:32

For baby birds a chilly start
So little, they do steal my heart
But soon they will fly
Have to say goodbye
I’m always sad when they depart

If a million I was to win

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Nell8 Sat 03-Apr-21 07:53:20

If a million I was to win
I'd offer some to kith and kin

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crazyH Sat 03-Apr-21 09:19:23

If a million I was to win
I'd offer some to kith and kin
Keep some for myself

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henetha Sat 03-Apr-21 11:12:51

If a million I was to win
I'd offer some to kith and kin
Keep some for myself
Hidden on a shelf

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Jangran99 Sat 03-Apr-21 11:23:30

If a million I was to win
I'd offer some to kith and kin
Keep some for myself
Hidden on a shelf
In Mother’s old ‘rainy day’ tin.

“Look after the pennies,” she said

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