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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

Juliet27 Mon 05-Apr-21 12:31:59

He's not the type to moan or cry
He sits there with his beady eye
Arms stretched out to hold
Love him though he’s old

FarNorth Mon 05-Apr-21 14:25:41

He's not the type to moan or cry
He sits there with his beady eye
Arms stretched out to hold
Love him though he’s old
The two of us will still get by.

No more in the loft will Ted live

Juliet27 Mon 05-Apr-21 14:35:48

No more in the loft will Ted live
Cuddles I’m now able to give

crazyH Mon 05-Apr-21 14:38:07

No more in the loft will Ted live
Cuddles I’m now able to give
Brush his golden fur

GoldenLady Mon 05-Apr-21 16:35:42

No more in the loft will Ted live
Cuddles I’m now able to give
Brush his golden fur
And imagine a purr

Nell8 Mon 05-Apr-21 18:50:26

No more in the loft will Ted live
Cuddles I'm now able to give
Brush his golden fur
And imagine a purr
The odd tatty patch I'll forgive.

Lots of junk I'll take to the tip

Mollygo Mon 05-Apr-21 19:08:43

Lots of junk I’ll take to the tip
Too much? Well I may need a skip!

Ashcombe Mon 05-Apr-21 20:42:58

Lots of junk I’ll take to the tip
Too much? Well I may need a skip!
If others donate

Nell8 Tue 06-Apr-21 09:30:38

Lots of junk I'll take to the tip
Too much? Well I may need a skip!
If others donate
Charity shops wait

henetha Tue 06-Apr-21 10:11:53

Lots of junk I'll take to the tip
Too much? Well I may need a skip!
If others donate
Charity shops wait,
I've enough to fill a big ship.

There was a young lady from Kent

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:05:30

There was a young lady from Kent
Who had trouble paying the rent

nanna8 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:24:19

There was a young lady from Kent
Who had trouble paying the rent
She pouted her lips

Juliet27 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:27:10

There was a young lady from Kent
Who had trouble paying the rent
She pouted her lips
And wiggled her hips

Mollygo Tue 06-Apr-21 12:14:46

There was a young lady from Kent
who had trouble paying the rent
She pouted her lips
And wiggled her hips
And cried, “All my money is spent!”

Please don’t throw me out in the snow!

crazyH Tue 06-Apr-21 12:16:41

Please don’t throw me out in the snow!
I’ll freeze to death, no one will know

GoldenLady Tue 06-Apr-21 15:48:49

Please don’t throw me out in the snow!
I’ll freeze to death, no one will know
Such a cold way to end

Jangran99 Tue 06-Apr-21 17:12:16

Please don’t throw me out in the snow!
I’ll freeze to death, no one will know
A cold way to end
I so need a friend

crazyH Tue 06-Apr-21 18:59:52

Please don’t throw me out in the snow!
I’ll freeze to death, no one will know
A cold way to end
I so need a friend
Grateful I will be, ever more.

My friend Kevin is a snowflake

crazyH Tue 06-Apr-21 19:01:02

Ignore ?
My friend Kevin, he’s a snowflake

Juliet27 Tue 06-Apr-21 19:14:32

My friend Kevin, he’s a snowflake
Offence he’ll so easily take

Mollygo Tue 06-Apr-21 19:24:23

My friend Kevin , he’s a snowflake.
Offence he’ll so easily take.
Never thinks he’s wrong

GoldenLady Wed 07-Apr-21 03:45:30

My friend Kevin , he’s a snowflake.
Offence he’ll so easily take.
Never thinks he’s wrong
As he shuffles along

Nell8 Wed 07-Apr-21 11:45:46

My friend Kevin, he's a snowflake
Offence he'll so easily take
Never thinks he's wrong
As he shuffles along
To mock him would be a mistake

Next week I'll head off to a shop

crazyH Wed 07-Apr-21 14:43:32

Next week I'll head off to a shop
Need a dress for the village ‘Bop’

Ashcombe Thu 08-Apr-21 06:38:06

Next week I'll head off to a shop
Need a dress for the village ‘Bop'.
A handbag and shoes

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