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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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henetha Thu 08-Apr-21 11:58:47

Next week I'll head off to a shop
Need a dress for the village ‘Bop'.
A handbag and shoes
No more Covid blues

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Apr-21 14:40:42

Next week I'll head off to a shop
Need a dress for the village ‘Bop'.
A handbag and shoes
No more Covid blues
I’m going to shop ‘til I drop

If charity shop doors open

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Apr-21 14:54:38

If charity shop doors open
I'll offload some books, here's hopin'

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crazyH Thu 08-Apr-21 15:16:10

If charity shop doors open
I'll offload some books, here's hopin'
I’ll find something there

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GoldenLady Thu 08-Apr-21 15:55:15

If charity shop doors open
I'll offload some books, here's hopin'
I’ll find something there
I need something to wear

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crazyH Thu 08-Apr-21 16:06:17

If charity shop doors open
I'll offload some books, here's hopin'
I’ll find something there
I need something to wear
If not, the seamstress, we’ll ‘rope in’

Aunty Jane does alterations

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Nell8 Thu 08-Apr-21 18:45:06

Aunty Jane does alterations
For all wardrobe situations

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Mollygo Thu 08-Apr-21 19:15:17

Sunny Jane does alterations
For all wardrobe situations
She’ll let out the seams

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crazyH Thu 08-Apr-21 19:53:23

Sunny Jane does alterations
For all wardrobe situations
She’ll let out the seams
Sew ball gowns and jeans

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Apr-21 07:11:23

Sunny Jane does alterations
For all wardrobe situations
She’ll let out the seams
Sew ball gowns and jeans
Is pleased to accept donations

If I could be sixteen again

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nanna8 Fri 09-Apr-21 10:21:14

If I could be sixteen again
Without the angst, without the pain

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Mollygo Fri 09-Apr-21 10:43:11

If I could be sixteen again,
Without the angst without the pain,
With existing skills

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henetha Fri 09-Apr-21 10:54:50

If I could be sixteen again,
Without the angst without the pain,
With existing skills,
Contraceptive pills,

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Nell8 Fri 09-Apr-21 15:04:29

If I could be sixteen again
Without the angst without the pain
With existing skills
Contraceptive pills
What would I lose? What would I gain?

Think of all those exams to sit

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Apr-21 15:35:03

Think of all those exams to sit
With that in mind I think I’d quit

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GoldenLady Fri 09-Apr-21 16:06:02

Think of all those exams to sit
With that in mind I think I’d quit
But think of the fun!

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crazyH Fri 09-Apr-21 19:19:44

Think of all those exams to sit
With that in mind I think I’d quit
But think of the fun!
The egg and spoon run

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Apr-21 08:53:17

Think of all those exams to sit
With that in mind I think I’d quit
But think of the fun!
The egg and spoon run
At sixteen that didn’t quite fit

More fun were fairground bumper cars

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Mollygo Sat 10-Apr-21 10:15:03

More fun we’re fairground bumper cars
Trying to get a drink in bars

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Mollygo Sat 10-Apr-21 10:16:43

Sorry for autocorrect!
More fun were fairground bumper cars,
Or drinking Babycham in bars

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Apr-21 15:03:03

More fun were fairground bumper cars
Or drinking Babycham in bars
We hoped we were 'it'

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Nell8 Sat 10-Apr-21 17:59:08

More fun were fairground bumper cars
Or drinking Babycham in bars
We hoped we were 'it'
Not square but a hit

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Grany Sat 10-Apr-21 18:48:50

More fun were fairground bumper cars
Or drinking Babycham in bars
We hoped we were 'it'
Not square but a hit
Those were the days, we were the stars

Better late than never

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Grany Sat 10-Apr-21 18:50:27

Better to be safe than sorry

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Mollygo Sat 10-Apr-21 21:15:07

Better to be safe than sorry,
Thoughtful but not dictatory

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