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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 00:23:50

I'll meet for coffee with a friend
But still the rules I shall not bend
Some biscuits I’d like

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 07:18:14

I'll meet for coffee with a friend
But still the rules I shall not bend
Some biscuits I’d like
I’ve a hunger spike

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Ashcombe Wed 14-Apr-21 07:26:06

I'll meet for coffee with a friend
But still the rules I shall not bend
Some biscuits I’d like
I’ve a hunger spike
I’m longing for this plague to end.

Imagine the freedom we’ll share!

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Mollygo Wed 14-Apr-21 10:02:02

Imagine the freedom we’ll share
With meet-ups not just in fresh air

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 10:30:30

Imagine the freedom we’ll share
With meet-ups not just in fresh air
We could even hug

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henetha Wed 14-Apr-21 10:42:39

Imagine the freedom we’ll share
With meet-ups not just in fresh air
We could even hug
And not catch the bug

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Apr-21 12:41:03

Imagine the freedom we'll share
With meet-ups not just in fresh air
We could even hug
And not catch the bug
As yet, we don't know when or where.

Technology drove Timmy so mad

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 13:22:45

Technology drove Timmy so mad
He gets confused by his ipad

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 15:43:54

Technology drove Timmy so mad
He gets confused by his ipad
Uploads and downloads

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Nell8 Wed 14-Apr-21 15:45:00

Technology drove Timmy so mad
He gets confused by his ipad
With every new app

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Mollygo Wed 14-Apr-21 17:53:28

Technology drove Timmy so mad
He gets confused by his iPad
Uploads and downloads
With every new app
His brain turns to pap it’s so bad

His friend is a expert, who knows

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 18:00:36

His friend is an expert, who knows
And all his knowledge he'll disclose

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 18:05:53

His friend is an expert, who knows
And all his knowledge he'll disclose
Megabytes and gigabytes

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 19:06:03

His friend is an expert, who knows
And all his knowledge he'll disclose
Megabytes and gigabytes
User access rights

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Apr-21 19:22:18

His friend is an expert, who knows
And all his knowledge he'll disclose
Megabytes and gigabytes
User access rights
And fixes for digital woes.

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 19:24:21

Next start GoldenLady?

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Apr-21 22:31:29

The flowers that bloom in the spring

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 22:36:30

The flowers that bloom in the spring
Make me want to stand up and sing

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Apr-21 22:53:39

The flowers that bloom in the spring
Make me want to stand up and sing
But instead, I am sneezing

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 22:57:16

The flowers that bloom in the spring
Make me want to stand up and sing
But instead, I am sneezing
And lungs a-wheezing

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Mollygo Wed 14-Apr-21 23:17:44

The flowers that bloom in the spring,
Make me want to stand up and sing
But instead, I am sneezing
And lungs a-wheezing
Hayfever’s a terrible thing.

My nose goes the size of a plum

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Jangran99 Wed 14-Apr-21 23:36:43

My nose goes the size of a plum
The pollen count makes me feel glum

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crazyH Wed 14-Apr-21 23:38:28

My nose goes the size of a plum
The pollen count makes me feel glum
Antihistamines daily

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Jangran99 Thu 15-Apr-21 00:03:37

very strict 88558 ,wink

My nose goes the size of a plum
The pollen count makes me feel glum
Antihistamine
Daily discipline

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Apr-21 00:59:57

My nose goes the size of a plum
The pollen count makes me feel glum
Antihistamine
Daily discipline
I wish the next season would come!

While staying inside, quarantined,

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