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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Apr-21 22:45:16

Better to be safe than sorry,
Thoughtful but not dictatory
Common sense prevails

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Apr-21 00:43:03

Better to be safe than sorry,
Thoughtful but not dictatory
Common sense prevails
Bossiness fails

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Ashcombe Sun 11-Apr-21 07:18:15

Better to be safe than sorry,
Thoughtful but not dictatory
Common sense prevails
Bossiness fails
Each of us has our own story.

Some have combined work with fam'ly,

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Nell8 Sun 11-Apr-21 09:19:46

Some have combined work with fam'ly
Put down roots in towns like Bramley

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Apr-21 09:24:27

Some have combined work with fam'ly
Put down roots in towns like Bramley
A sensible life

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henetha Sun 11-Apr-21 11:12:49

Some have combined work with fam'ly
Put down roots in towns like Bramley
A sensible life
With children and wife

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Mollygo Sun 11-Apr-21 13:38:48

Some have combined work with fam’ly
Put down roots in town like Bramley
A sensible life
With children and wife
Other folk don’t give a damn (ly).
Sorry!

Oh how I yearn for green fingers

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Elrel Sun 11-Apr-21 14:21:26

Oh how I yearn for green fingers
Flowers with perfume that lingers

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Apr-21 16:34:05

Oh how I yearn for green fingers
Flowers with perfume that lingers
Colours to dazzle

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Apr-21 22:53:21

Oh how I yearn for green fingers
Flowers with perfume that lingers
Colours to dazzle
With little hassle

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Mollygo Mon 12-Apr-21 10:02:51

Oh how I yearn for green fingers
Flowers with perfume that lingers
Colours to dazzle
With little hassle
Sadly I only grow stingers

My hair’s trimmed! Now I feel better.

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Apr-21 10:24:12

My hair’s trimmed! Now I feel better.
I almost feel a pacesetter

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henetha Mon 12-Apr-21 11:12:25

My hair’s trimmed! Now I feel better.
I almost feel a pacesetter,
So next it's my feet

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Nell8 Mon 12-Apr-21 13:33:18

My hair's trimmed! Now I feel better.
I almost feel a pacesetter,
So next it's my feet
Toe nails will be neat

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Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Apr-21 23:51:40

My hair`s trimmed! Now I feel better.
I almost feel a trendsetter,
So next it`s my feet
Toe nails will be neat
I`ll feel just like a go-getter

They say that clothes maketh the man

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crazyH Tue 13-Apr-21 00:44:44

They say that clothes maketh the man
My Ex looked like a store mannequin

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Apr-21 06:33:43

They say that clothes maketh the man
But of some styles I'm not a fan

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henetha Tue 13-Apr-21 11:55:51

They say that clothes maketh the man
But of some styles I'm not a fan
Comfort is my style

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nanna8 Tue 13-Apr-21 12:04:01

They say that clothes make the the man
But of some styles I’m not a fan
Comfort is my style
That’s what makes me smile

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Nell8 Tue 13-Apr-21 12:25:51

They say that clothes maketh the man
But of some styles I'm not a fan
Comfort is my style
That's what makes me smile
Elasticated waists are grand.

I wandered round the town today

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Mollygo Tue 13-Apr-21 12:48:20

I wandered round the town today
Passed sev’ral queues along the way

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Apr-21 13:52:33

I wandered round the town today
Passed sev’ral queues along the way
Crowds I’ll still avoid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Apr-21 14:52:26

I wandered round the town today
Passed sev'ral queues along the way
Crowds I'll still avoid
As I'm paranoid

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Nell8 Tue 13-Apr-21 17:49:02

I wandered round the town today
Passed sev'ral queues along the way
Crowds I'll still avoid
As I'm paranoid
Lockdown caution is here to stay

I'll meet for coffee with a friend

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Apr-21 19:10:56

I'll meet for coffee with a friend
But still the rules I shall not bend

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