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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:18:05

Ignore mine ?
Libra10, new start line please

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:28:58

Voting on Thursday once again
I’m still in two minds, what a pain !

Ashcombe Tue 04-May-21 13:31:23

Voting on Thursday once again
Whoever gets in is a pain!

Mollygo Tue 04-May-21 13:32:28

Voting on Thursday once again
I’m still in two minds, what a pain.
For what’s right for some

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 13:36:24

Voting on Thursday once again
I’m still in two minds, what a pain.
For what’s right for some
And a good outcome

Mollygo Tue 04-May-21 14:10:41

Voting on Thursday once again
I’m still in two minds, what a pain.
For what’s right for some
And good outcome
For others says folk have no brain!

From May seventeenth there’s more change

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 14:31:59

From May seventeenth there’s more change
It’s hard to keep up, I’m in that age-range

FarNorth Tue 04-May-21 16:32:58

From May seventeenth there’s more change
How to keep up, in my age-range?
I'm in a tizzy

GoldenLady Tue 04-May-21 16:53:02

From May seventeenth there’s more change
How to keep up, in my age-range?
I'm in a tizzy
This keeps me busy

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 17:00:21

From May seventeenth there’s more change
How to keep up, in my age-range?
I'm in a tizzy
This keeps me busy
Oh my poor dog’s got the mange!!

Such a beautiful red setter

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-May-21 17:24:35

Such a beautiful red setter
I couldn't have chosen better

biglouis Tue 04-May-21 18:20:35

Such a beautiful red setter
I couldn't have chosen better
I did consider a cat
But soon put paid to that
A dog is a person's best friend

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 18:24:34

New start line biglouis?

FarNorth Tue 04-May-21 22:24:17

A dog is a person's best friend
But sometimes drives you round the bend

Mollygo Tue 04-May-21 23:31:56

A dog is a person’s best friend,
But sometimes drives you round the bend
By shedding its hair

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 23:40:20

A dog is a person’s best friend,
But sometimes drives you round the bend
By shedding its hair
All over the chair

biglouis Wed 05-May-21 00:18:21

A dog is a person’s best friend,
But sometimes drives you round the bend
By shedding its hair
All over the chair
He will bring you a job with no end

A doggie will fancy a walk

crazyH Wed 05-May-21 02:08:27

A doggie will fancy a walk
He’ll tell, if he could only talk

nanna8 Wed 05-May-21 03:44:58

A doggie will fancy a walk
He’ll tell,if he could only talk
With wag and a woof

biglouis Wed 05-May-21 07:57:43

A doggie will fancy a walk
He’ll tell,if he could only talk
With wag and a woof
And a sound that is gruff
It’s a job you just cannot balk

But a doggie is such a good friend

Mollygo Wed 05-May-21 08:30:45

But a doggie is such a good friend
Can I write the verse to the end?
‘Cos if that’s OK
I’m happy to play
But if not, I’d hate to offend.

So please could you clear up the rule?

Ashcombe Wed 05-May-21 12:38:11

So please could you clear up the rule?
Please add one line, if capable.

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-May-21 13:32:52

So please could you clear up the rule?
Please add one line, if capable
Eight, eight, five, five, eight ?

henetha Wed 05-May-21 16:20:21

So please could you clear up the rule?
Please add one line, if capable
Eight, eight, five, five, eight ?
That sounds really great

FarNorth Wed 05-May-21 16:39:13

So please could you clear up the rule?
Please add one line, if capable
Eight, eight, five, five, eight ?
That sounds really great
Stick to that and it will be cool. ?

Let's all give our brains a work out

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