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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Jangran99 Fri 19-Feb-21 01:08:34

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun
But when we’ve been jabbed

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polomint Fri 19-Feb-21 01:21:48

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun
But it won't be so long

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Feb-21 07:25:30

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun
But when we’ve been jabbed
Good times will be grabbed

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nanna8 Fri 19-Feb-21 07:51:56

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun
But when we’ve been jabbed
Good times will be grabbed
And meeting our friends will be fun

Until then we just have to wait

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 09:26:12

Until then we just have to wait
It will get better, it will be great

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Feb-21 11:14:22

Until then we just have to wait
It will get better, it will be great
Dash out of the door

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 11:33:40

Until then we just have to wait
It will get better, it will be great
Dash out of the door
And then count to four

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FarNorth Fri 19-Feb-21 13:46:29

Until then we just have to wait
It will get better, will be great
Dash out of the door
And then count to four
And watch you don't slip on a skate.

My roller skates are just so cool

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 15:01:41

My roller skates are just so cool
Tried them on in the local pool

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Mollygo Fri 19-Feb-21 16:28:37

My roller skates are just so cool
Tried them on in the local pool
As wetly I twirled

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 18:13:54

My roller skates are just so cool
Tried them on in the local pool
As wetly I twirled
Round the edge I whirled

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Dragonella Fri 19-Feb-21 18:19:33

My roller skates are just so cool
Tried them on in the local pool
As wetly I twirled
Round the edge I whirled
Then fell with a splash, like a fool!

I think that I'd rather play bridge

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Mollygo Fri 19-Feb-21 18:41:54

I think that I’d rather play bridge
Though I keep my cards in the fridge

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FarNorth Fri 19-Feb-21 21:23:02

I think that I’d rather play bridge
Though I keep my cards in the fridge
Along with my hat

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Mollygo Fri 19-Feb-21 22:31:14

I think that I’d rather play bridge
Though I keep my cards in the fridge
Along with my hat
But never the cat

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FarNorth Sat 20-Feb-21 21:28:52

I think that I’d rather play bridge
Though I keep my cards in the fridge
Along with my hat
But never the cat
Cos she'd eat my cheesy sandwich.

Did you know my cat plays a drum?

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crazyH Sat 20-Feb-21 21:35:47

Did you know my cat plays a drum?
She joined a band, with Mr Plum

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Mollygo Sun 21-Feb-21 04:18:32

Did you know my cat plays a drum?
She joined a band with Mr Plum
Who plays a guitar

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Ashcombe Sun 21-Feb-21 06:15:20

Did you know my cat plays a drum?
She joined a band with Mr Plum
Who plays a guitar
And, sometimes, sitar,

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crazyH Sun 21-Feb-21 09:29:44

Did you know my cat plays a drum?
She joined a band with Mr Plum
Who plays a guitar
And, sometimes, sitar,
Then her little paws go numb

Sure I saw a Giraffe pass by

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FarNorth Sun 21-Feb-21 09:55:28

Sure I saw a Giraffe pass by
Its head was remarkably high

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Feb-21 22:34:41

Sure I saw a giraffe pass by
It`s head was remarkably high
Eyelashes so long

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crazyH Sun 21-Feb-21 23:16:27

Sure I saw a giraffe pass by
It`s head was remarkably high
Eyelashes so long
But something was wrong

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Ashcombe Mon 22-Feb-21 07:38:28

Sure I saw a giraffe pass by
It`s head was remarkably high
Eyelashes so long
But something was wrong
He wore boots that reached to his thigh!

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Ashcombe Mon 22-Feb-21 07:39:00

Behind him an elephant came

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