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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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nanna8 Mon 22-Feb-21 08:41:36

Behind him an elephant came
And as I watched it called my name

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Mollygo Mon 22-Feb-21 08:56:51

Behind him an elephant came
And as I watched it called my name.
Trunk calls are old hat

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FarNorth Mon 22-Feb-21 11:57:49

Behind him an elephant came
And as I watched it called my name.
Trunk calls are old hat
Did he not know that?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Feb-21 14:46:20

Behind him an elephant came
And as I watched it called my name
Trunk calls are old hat!
Dis he not know that?
I'm thinking that last gin's to blame.

Now that elephant was bright pink

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FarNorth Mon 22-Feb-21 15:13:32

Now that elephant was bright pink
A shade close to fuschia, I think

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crazyH Mon 22-Feb-21 17:35:36

Now that elephant was bright pink
A shade close to fuschia, I think
Brightened my day

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crazyH Mon 22-Feb-21 17:36:15

Now that elephant was bright pink
A shade close to fuschia, I think
Brightened my whole day

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Hellogirl1 Mon 22-Feb-21 23:33:04

Now that elephant was bright pink
A shade close to fuchsia, I think
Brightened my whole day
Much nicer than grey

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 00:39:30

Now that elephant was bright pink
A shade close to fuchsia, I think
Brightened my whole day
Much nicer than grey
And he did not really stink

So I took him home as a pet

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nanna8 Tue 23-Feb-21 06:02:12

So I took him home as a pet
But feeding him put me in debt

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Mollygo Tue 23-Feb-21 08:47:14

So I took him home as a pet
But feeding him put me in debt
He consumed each day

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 08:48:30

So I took him home as a pet
But feeding him put me in debt
The leaves on my trees

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Ashcombe Tue 23-Feb-21 11:10:04

So I took him home as a pet
But feeding him put me in debt
He consumed each day
A whole ton of hay

sorry, crazyH, couldn’t find a rhyme for trees☹️

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 12:13:39

So I took him home as a pet
But feeding him put me in debt
He consumed each day
A whole ton of hay
I’m dreading the bills from the Vet

I’ve decided to take him back to the Zoo

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Mollygo Tue 23-Feb-21 12:24:59

I’m taking him back to the zoo
And swap for a zebra or two

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 12:38:20

I’m taking him back to the zoo
And swap for a zebra or two
I’ll saddle them up

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Feb-21 13:51:24

I'm taking him back to the zoo
And swap for a zebra or two
I'll saddle them up
"Yee haw" and "y'up, y'up"

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 14:46:40

I'm taking him back to the zoo
And swap for a zebra or two
I'll saddle them up
"Yee haw" and "y'up, y'up"
The cowboy next door said “yoo hoo”

He thought my idea was good

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FarNorth Tue 23-Feb-21 20:26:57

He thought my idea was good
And asked what's the best zebra food

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 21:33:29

He thought my idea was good
And asked what's the best zebra food
Grasses and green leaves

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Mollygo Tue 23-Feb-21 21:57:31

He thought my idea was good
And asked what’s the best zebra food
Grasses and green leaves,
In plentiful sheaves

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:40:13

He thought my idea was good
And asked what`s the best zebra food
Grasses and green leaves
In plentiful sheaves
Just like a cow chewing the cud

So when you see a road crossing

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Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 07:48:53

So when you see a road crossing
Thoughts of its name may go tossing

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Mollygo Wed 24-Feb-21 08:51:32

So when you see a road crossing
Thoughts of its name may go tossing
You’ll think with delight

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crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 09:53:40

So when you see a road crossing
Thoughts of its name may go tossing
You’ll think with delight
The end is in sight

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