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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Feb-21 11:03:40

Nothing's off limits, I can see
Money, food, verse, books, or TV

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nanna8 Fri 26-Feb-21 12:00:14

Nothing’s off limits, I can see
Money,food,verse,books or tv
A personal gripe

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Mollygo Fri 26-Feb-21 13:01:47

Nothings off limits I see
Money, food, books or TV
A personal gripe
A whole load of tripe

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FarNorth Fri 26-Feb-21 14:00:04

Nothings off limits I see
Money, food, books or TV
A personal gripe
A whole load of tripe
And sometimes a bit of tee-hee.

The whole human life's on Gransnet

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 14:46:03

The whole human life's on Gransnet
It’s virtual friendship, no regret

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Mollygo Fri 26-Feb-21 21:14:20

The whole human life’s on Gransnet
It’s virtual friendship, no regret
Move houses, buy phones

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 21:18:11

The whole human life’s on Gransnet
It’s virtual friendship, no regret
Move houses, buy phones
In-laws and their moans

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 21:18:52

The whole human life’s on Gransnet
It’s virtual friendship, no regret
Move houses, buy phones
Smile or add to moans

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 21:20:17

just too slow ☹️

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 21:31:16

The whole human life’s on Gransnet
It’s virtual friendship, no regret
Move houses, buy phones
In-laws and their moans
But to belong is an asset

I’m becoming a lardy lump

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 21:40:45

I’m becoming a lardy lump
Not pregnant, but I have a bump

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Hellogirl1 Fri 26-Feb-21 21:53:03

I`m becoming a lardy lump
Not pregnant, but I have a bump
It`s not what I eat

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 21:57:44

I’m becoming a lardy lump
Not pregnant, but I have a bump
It`s not what I eat
I think it’s the heat

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Ashcombe Fri 26-Feb-21 22:06:55

I’m becoming a lardy lump
Not pregnant, but I have a bump
It`s not what I eat
I think it’s the heat
I feel like a dowdy old frump!

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Ashcombe Fri 26-Feb-21 22:07:56

It’s time that I went on a diet,

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 22:15:05

It’s time that I went on a diet,
I’m bound to snack on the quiet

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Mollygo Fri 26-Feb-21 22:19:29

It’s time that I went on a diet
I’m sure to snack on the quiet
A celery stick

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 22:22:49

It’s time that I went on a diet
I’m sure to snack on the quiet
A celery stick
Or something that’s quick

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Mollygo Fri 26-Feb-21 22:36:19

It’s time that I went on a diet
I’m sure to snack on the quiet
A celery stick
Or something that’s quick
Nothing that needs me to fry it!

Once more I’ll be agile and slim

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Feb-21 23:23:15

Once more I’ll be agile and slim
I might even go to the gym

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Dragonella Sat 27-Feb-21 00:58:24

Once more I’ll be agile and slim
I might even go to the gym
Or swim at the beach

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FarNorth Sat 27-Feb-21 01:49:16

Once more I’ll be agile and slim
I might even go to the gym
Or swim at the beach
Enjoy a big peach

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nanna8 Sat 27-Feb-21 05:28:32

Once more I’ll be agile and slim
I might even go to the gym
Or swim at the beach
Enjoy a big peach
For now, pass the chocs, for my sin

My favourite chocs are mint creams

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Mollygo Sat 27-Feb-21 06:35:56

My favourite chocs are mint creams
They help your digestion it seems

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 07:36:46

My favourite chocs are mint creams
They help your digestion it seems
A comfort to know

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