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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 09:25:31

My favourite chocs are mint creams
They help your digestion it seems
A comfort to know
So I’ll have some more

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FarNorth Sat 27-Feb-21 19:15:24

My favourite chocs are mint creams
They help your digestion it seems
A comfort to know
So I’ll have some more
And see them, what's more, in my dreams.

Chocolate is my favorite food

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crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 21:17:49

Chocolate is my favorite food
No matter what, makes me food

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crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 21:18:17

Chocolate is my favorite food
No matter what, makes me feel good

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Mollygo Sat 27-Feb-21 21:40:12

Chocolate is my favourite food
No matter what, makes me feel good
A little each day

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 21:46:53

Chocolate is my favourite food
No matter what, makes me feel good
A little each day
And then I shall weigh

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Ashcombe Sat 27-Feb-21 21:51:53

Chocolate is my favourite food
No matter what, makes me feel good
A little each day
And then I shall weigh
A whole lot more pounds than I should!

I’ll try eating more fruit and veg.

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 22:03:10

I’ll try eating more fruit and veg.
Maybe that will reduce my ledge

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nanna8 Sat 27-Feb-21 22:34:01

I’ll try eating more fruit and veg.
Maybe that will reduce my ledge
But life is too short

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Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Feb-21 00:01:13

I`ll try eating more fruit and veg
Maybe that will reduce my ledge
But life is too short
Please, pass the port

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 00:06:30

I`ll try eating more fruit and veg
Maybe that will reduce my ledge
But life is too short
Please, pass the port
And the cheese - I'll have a big wedge.

From now on, I will not worry

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Mollygo Sun 28-Feb-21 00:10:49

From now on I will not worry
Off to the gym I will hurry

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 06:45:47

From now on I will not worry
Off to the gym I will hurry
That’s how I’ll reduce

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nanna8 Sun 28-Feb-21 07:26:01

From now on I will not worry
Off to the gym I will hurry
That’s how I’ll reduce
My face will be puce

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Mollygo Sun 28-Feb-21 08:58:38

From now on I will not worry
Off to the gym I will hurry
That’s how I’ll reduce
My face will be puce
Until I depart in a flurry!

And once I’m incredibly fit!

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crazyH Sun 28-Feb-21 09:17:34

And once I’m incredibly fit!
I won’t eat a single titbit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Feb-21 09:36:21

And once I'm incredibly fit!
I won't eat a single titbit
And I'll be good

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 09:50:50

And once I'm incredibly fit!
I won't eat a single titbit
And I'll be good
Eat up healthy food

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 10:20:04

And once I'm incredibly fit!
I won't eat a single titbit
And I'll be good
Eat up healthy food
From this new regime I won’t quit

New clothes it will mean I should buy

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crazyH Sun 28-Feb-21 12:12:22

New clothes it will mean I should buy
Budget is small, where shall I try?

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 12:23:18

New clothes it will mean I should buy
Budget is small, where shall I try?
Use sewing machine

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Mollygo Sun 28-Feb-21 13:53:51

New clothes it will mean I should buy
Budget is small, where shall I try?
Use sewing machine
And pray I stay lean

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 11:56:50

New clothes it will mean I should buy
Budget is small, where shall I try?
Use sewing machine
And pray I stay lean
As these dressmaking tips I spy

My needlework skills are so poor

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FarNorth Mon 01-Mar-21 13:57:56

My needlework skills are so poor
But internet will teach, I'm sure

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Mollygo Mon 01-Mar-21 14:25:50

My needlework skills are so poor
But Internet will teach I’m sure
Stitch plackets and seams

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