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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

Juliet27 Mon 17-May-21 14:53:04

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt
As she’ll be out cold!

Hellogirl1 Mon 17-May-21 23:03:36

It`s way past my bedtime, but can`t
Sleep, read, even chat with my aunt
As she`ll be out cold!
Because she`ll have rolled

henetha Tue 18-May-21 10:39:14

It`s way past my bedtime, but can`t
Sleep, read, even chat with my aunt
As she`ll be out cold!
Because she`ll have rolled
In bed with her sleeping infant.

I need Amitriptyline now

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 11:35:26

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without it, but how

Jangran99 Tue 18-May-21 23:05:13

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep

Juliet27 Wed 19-May-21 06:13:57

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep
They don’t help me sleep

crazyH Wed 19-May-21 06:24:43

I need Amitriptyline now
Wish I could do without, but how
Don’t talk about sheep
They don’t help me sleep
Can see them being chased by a cow

Best get up and have a hot drink

Juliet27 Wed 19-May-21 06:55:36

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink

henetha Wed 19-May-21 10:03:02

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed

Juliet27 Sun 23-May-21 08:18:04

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed
And after I’ve read

henetha Sun 23-May-21 11:33:30

Best get up and have a hot drink
Until I’m feeling on the brink
Then go back to bed
And after I’ve read
A drama known as 'kitchen sink'.

I hope I'll sleep like a baby

nanna8 Sun 23-May-21 12:53:33

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe

Jangran99 Sun 23-May-21 15:36:59

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead

crazyH Sun 23-May-21 16:58:50

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead
Won’t fill me with dread

Juliet27 Mon 24-May-21 09:39:57

I hope I’ll sleep like a baby
Til the sun is shining,maybe
Then the day ahead
Won’t fill me with dread
Of worries whatever they be.

A young jeweller from Jarrow

henetha Mon 24-May-21 10:12:57

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow

crazyH Mon 24-May-21 17:25:32

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it

GoldenLady Mon 24-May-21 20:51:27

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it
And, to hear him tell it,

henetha Tue 25-May-21 11:10:21

A young jeweller from Jarrow
Made a ring shaped like a marrow
He could not sell it
And, to hear him tell it,
It needs a finger quite narrow.

Not fat sausage fingers like mine

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-May-21 12:24:02

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine

crazyH Tue 25-May-21 12:49:50

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can’t embroider, knit

Hellogirl1 Tue 25-May-21 23:38:41

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can`t embroider, knit
I feel such a twit

GoldenLady Wed 26-May-21 00:46:03

Not fat sausage fingers like mine
Nor delicate you hear me whine
Can`t embroider, knit
I feel such a twit
And I make such a mess when I dine.

Soon I will not need the mask

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-May-21 12:28:48

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask

moggie57 Wed 26-May-21 12:32:51

but go with the feeling
that someone is watching me from the ceiling
i feel faint
because it aint

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