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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

henetha Sun 03-Oct-21 10:38:26

The branches once heavy look bare
We can now see birds perched up there

Early Sun 03-Oct-21 11:02:12

The branches once heavy look bare
We can now see birds perched up there
An owl in the night

Mollygo Sun 03-Oct-21 12:48:08

The branches once heavy look bare
We can now see birds perched up there
An owl in the night
Magnificent sight

Early Sun 03-Oct-21 14:12:34

The branches once heavy look bare
We can now see birds perched up there
An owl in the night
Magnificent sight
With its prey locked tight in a stare

The barns owl’s bright disc of a face

GoldenLady Sun 03-Oct-21 15:05:11

(I will interrupt to say that the last limerick, "The branches once heavy" was beautiful poetry!

The barn owl's bright disc of a face
Brings much needed light to this place

crazyH Sun 03-Oct-21 15:08:31

Fully agree GL

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Oct-21 18:59:54

The barn owl's bright disc of a face
brings much needed light to this place
His movements so swift

crazyH Sun 03-Oct-21 22:00:01

The barn owl's bright disc of a face
brings much needed light to this place
His movements so swift
Will he give me a lift

GoldenLady Sun 03-Oct-21 23:06:55

The barn owl's bright disc of a face
brings much needed light to this place
His movements so swift
Will he give me a lift
He will soar to the sky; I will chase!

Soon we'll get earlier nights

crazyH Sun 03-Oct-21 23:47:56

Soon we'll get earlier nights
We will need to turn on the lights

Early Mon 04-Oct-21 00:43:44

Soon we'll get earlier nights
We will need to turn on the lights
Clock hands circling back

Juliet27 Mon 04-Oct-21 06:56:58

Soon we'll get earlier nights
We will need to turn on the lights
Clock hands circling back
Light evenings we’ll lack

henetha Mon 04-Oct-21 11:01:07

Soon we'll get earlier nights
We will need to turn on the lights
Clock hands circling back
Light evenings we’ll lack
And Halloween is soon, such frights!

A bad tempered man from Peru

Hellogirl1 Mon 04-Oct-21 21:13:00

A bad tempered man from Peru
Was told that his car tax was due

FarNorth Mon 04-Oct-21 21:37:02

A bad tempered man from Peru
Was told that his car tax was due
He yelled "I don't care!"

Early Tue 05-Oct-21 06:34:26

A bad tempered man from Peru
Was told that his car tax was due
He yelled "I don't care!"
I'll hitch with Padd Bear

henetha Tue 05-Oct-21 10:16:22

A bad tempered man from Peru
Was told that his car tax was due
He yelled "I don't care!"
I'll hitch with Padd Bear
"So you all know what you can do!"

He borrowed a bike from his dad

FarNorth Tue 05-Oct-21 14:33:44

He borrowed a bike from his dad
Then pedaled and pedaled like mad

GoldenLady Tue 05-Oct-21 15:04:52

He borrowed a bike from his dad
Then pedaled and pedaled like mad
But his pep soon ran out

Crocus5 Tue 05-Oct-21 15:19:07

He borrowed a bike from his dad
And pedalled and pedalled like mad
But his pep soon ran out
He gave a loud shout

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-Oct-21 15:43:12

He borrowed a bike from his dad
And pedalled and pedalled like mad
But his pep soon ran out
He gave a loud shout
My get up and go's gone, how sad.

So he attached a small motor

Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 16:21:06

So he attached a small motor
And though he isn’t a gloater

Juliet27 Tue 05-Oct-21 22:06:36

So he attached a small motor
And though he isn’t a gloater
In no time at all

Hellogirl1 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:21:51

So he attached a small motor
And though he isn`t a gloater
In no time at all
He`d answered the call

Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:41:36

So he attached a small motor
And though he isn`t a gloater
In no time at all
He`d answered the call
Now he's a cycle promoter

Now we need to start a new rhyme

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