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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Crocus5 Tue 14-Sept-21 18:34:28

You can’t go wrong with a kipper
Ate them since I was a nipper
The bones are a pest
A bit like the rest

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Sept-21 14:11:39

You can’t go wrong with a kipper
Ate them since I was a nipper
The bones are a pest
A bit like the rest
I think I'll go chew on a slipper.

Cell phones are with us to stay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Sept-21 14:49:22

Cell phones are with us to stay
I never thought I'd see the day

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Jangran99 Wed 15-Sept-21 16:28:40

Cell phones are now with us to stay
I never thought I'd see the day
I’d speak face to face

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crazyH Wed 15-Sept-21 18:50:31

Cell phones are now with us to stay
I never thought I'd see the day
I’d speak face to face
With Jack, who’s in space

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Hellogirl1 Wed 15-Sept-21 22:05:08

Cell phones are now with us to stay
I never thought I`d see the day
I`d speak face to face
With Jack, who`s in space
But think of the bill I must pay!

I don`t think my free calls will count

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Juliet27 Thu 16-Sept-21 07:05:03

I don`t think my free calls will count
I’ve used way over that amount

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GoldenLady Thu 16-Sept-21 23:49:42

I don`t think my free calls will count
I’ve used way over that amount
But chatting is fun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-Sept-21 12:45:59

I don 't think my free calls will count
I've used way over that amount
But chatting is fun
The bill costs a ton

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Hellogirl1 Fri 17-Sept-21 22:55:39

I don`t think my free calls will count
I`ve used way over that amount
But chatting is fun
The bill costs a ton
Of cash I wish I had a fount

But this year the phone`s been a boon

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Sept-21 05:48:05

But this year the phone`s been a boon
Now I’m hoping I’ll see friends soon

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Crocus5 Sat 18-Sept-21 11:21:54

But this year the phone’s been a boom
Now I’m hoping I’ll see friends soon
Better, face to face

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henetha Sat 18-Sept-21 11:24:22

But this year the phone’s been a boom
Now I’m hoping I’ll see friends soon
Better, face to face
In a meeting place

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GoldenLady Sat 18-Sept-21 14:03:52

But this year the phone’s been a boom
Now I’m hoping I’ll see friends soon
Better, face to face
In a meeting place
Without needing masks in a room!

Thank goodness the summer has cooled

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Sept-21 14:13:56

Thank goodness the summer has cooled
But today it’s hot, I’ve been fooled

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Crocus5 Sat 18-Sept-21 18:05:31

Thank goodness the summer has cooled
But today it’s hot, I’ve been fooled
Outside in the sun

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Hellogirl1 Sat 18-Sept-21 22:20:46

Thank goodness the summer has cooled
But today it`s hot, I`ve been fooled
Outside in the sun
We`ve had lots of fun

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henetha Sun 19-Sept-21 11:33:59

Thank goodness the summer has cooled
But today it`s hot, I`ve been fooled
Outside in the sun
We`ve had lots of fun
Over lots of ice cream I've drooled.

Vanilla and strawberry too

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Hellogirl1 Sun 19-Sept-21 21:22:59

Vanilla and strawberry too
Of mint choc chip I`ve had a few

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FarNorth Mon 20-Sept-21 00:20:28

Vanilla and strawberry too
Of mint choc chip I`ve had a few
Now I sip my Pimm's

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Sept-21 01:35:14

Vanilla and strawberry too
Of mint choc chip I`ve had a few
Now I sip my Pimm's
Indulging my whims

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nanna8 Mon 20-Sept-21 03:26:07

Vanilla and strawberry too
Of mint choc chip I’ve had a few
Now I sip my Pimms
Indulging my whims
And I’m happy all the day through

Now happiness is a blessing

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Mollygo Mon 20-Sept-21 07:55:39

Now happiness is a blessing
Sit down, relax and no stressing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Sept-21 15:14:06

Now happiness is a blessing
Sit down, relax and no stressing
Just lie back and sigh

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GoldenLady Mon 20-Sept-21 16:11:06

Now happiness is a blessing
Sit down, relax and no stressing
Just lie back and sigh
None so happy as I

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