A new and humorous story - add a couple of sentences

She had seen what he had in the violin case so dosed him up with sleeping pills in his wine.
"There'll be none of that in this house." She said...

went back to preening herself in front of a mirror. The ambulance men were a bit miffed. "We could have been out saving lives" They moaned ...

"Nothing to see here!" exclaimed Dotty but she thanked them for their concern. "This is just a routine exercise." She brushed herself down and ...

Two men dashed up with a stretcher calling out 'who is hurt?' We all looked blank but someone must have called them. Who would do that and why?

... began filming Dotty as she floated quite beautifully down, till she alighted on the newly mown grass. Dotty sat up looking rather surprised, it was then that she spotted the Air Ambulance. Oh, my goodness me she exclaimed, someone must have dialed 999.....

land gracefully in the middle of that school playing field. Robert, who never switched off from his filming obsession, whipped out his camera and, having moved the taxi to the side of the grass verge ...

one strap broke so she drifted upwards, then the other strap broke! Perhaps I can make my skirt into a parachute and
then ...

... was she doing with two sandbags attached to her shoulders by straps. No chance of her flying away thought Robert. Dotty began to stir and.....

Robert gasped as Aunt Dotty suddenly slumped forward. He had to use all his strength and previous experience in odd situations to save the day. What on earth ...

"There's one back at the house" said Daphne. "Get a move on Robert and we'll soon fix you up".

"Well just make sure I don't blow away," said Dotty. "It happened once before and I went high into the sky!"

Ten minutes later...

my sumo wrestling outfit is inflatable. If I'm not careful it'll burst with a loud, "Pfft" and then the game will be up. Has anyone a bicycle repair kit handy?"

many of the homes are unusually large. So, once disguised, I fit right in. But the problem was,

My midriff bulge has got out of hand and my old Playtex girdle has given up the ghost. Besides, Margate has an above-average number of sumo wrestlers resident because...

change into my disguise of a Sumo wrestler who's here for a week's holiday in Margate. That always works because....

that word has got out about my adventures. Im afraid the Russian mafia will be after me even here in London where I believed I was safe. I will need to

"Quick, budge up!" she bellowed. "Move off, I think I'm being followed." My trip last week was meant to be Top Secret, but I fear ...

the sixties. But look she's there. Daphne waved at the figure laden with shopping bags, who bore down on the taxi, and asked how Flora and neighbour Nora were, and who was the fellow in fancy dress.

A nightclub in Cairo doing a belly dance and determined to get close with this dangerous international arms dealer. That was her mission. You do know she was recruited by MI6 way back when she was at university in ...

But that's nothing to what Aunt Dotty's been up to. You'd never guess from her staid appearance that she's been around the world on some very unusual missions. Why only last week, she was in ...

central Africa, deep in the jungle. Hails of bullets flying around my head. I can tell you I have some exciting tales to tell from that adventure.

Peanut butter of course! But ssh or you'll get me the sack. I've got a mortgage, 3 kids & a wife to support just like anyone else. Last week I was a gorilla in....

"So whats the commercial advertising then? And how much are they paying you? Do kangaroos need money?"

"Roo, that's me. I have a role in Robert's commercial he's filming".

I would have thought that was obvious ,was the reply

This was something of a surprise, as they had not been formally introduced. "Whats your name?" She asked.