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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

Juliet27 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:51:17

She joined the Paras for a dare
Not knowing what she’d have to wear
The chaps would go wild
Easily beguiled

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:52:19

She joined the Paras for a dare
Not knowing what she'd have to wear
The chaps would go wild
At what she would find
Would the men have true grit so rare?

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch

Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:53:53

They called her a witch

crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 19:13:55

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out, she’s a titch

henetha Mon 19-Jul-21 11:45:56

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out, she’s a titch
Five feet in her socks

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:32:36

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out she’s a titch
Five feet in her socks
But she’s worked on the docks

Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:37:14

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn`t get out, she`s a titch
Five feet in her socks
But she`s worked the docks
She earned so much that she`s now rich

But money`s not gone to her head

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 21:41:45

But money`s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:40:26

But moneys not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam

Crocus5 Tue 20-Jul-21 10:32:58

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 10:51:36

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham
But her sandwiches do taste of lead.

She decided to go for a walk

henetha Tue 20-Jul-21 10:53:09

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham,
It sits in her stomach like lead.

So maybe she needs gluten free

henetha Tue 20-Jul-21 10:54:07

sorry, I2.

She decided to go for a walk
And took her best friend for a talk

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 11:11:01

Prefer yours henetha !

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she’ll just have to see

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:37:53

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she'll just have to see
The rules are quite strict

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 14:52:23

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she’ll just have to see
The rules are quite strict
And a cornet she’s licked

Hellogirl1 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:31:35

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she`ll just have to see
The rules are quite strict
And a cornet she`s licked
Now what can she have for her tea?

Gluten free toast with a poached egg

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:56:25

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Jul-21 08:22:07

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you're puling my leg
Simple but tasty

Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 09:12:10

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg
Simple but tasty
So hurry, be hasty

henetha Wed 21-Jul-21 12:08:05

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg
Simple but tasty
So hurry, be hasty
Can I have two please, I beg?

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar

Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:11:03

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener’s a bugger,

Hellogirl1 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:18:46

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener`s a bugger,
It tastes so yucky

Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 14:45:56

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener’s a bugger
It tastes so yucky
And make the cups mucky

Hellogirl1 Thu 22-Jul-21 22:54:41

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener`s a bugger
It tastes so yucky
Makes the cups mucky
But stops me being a glugger

Water`s good for the complexion

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