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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 23:15:00

Water’s good for the complexion
And so is going out for a run

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crazyH Fri 23-Jul-21 00:14:07

Water’s good for the complexion
And so is going out for a run
But mine can’t be helped

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Jul-21 09:13:52

Water's good for the complexion
And so is going out for a run
But mine can't be helped
So awful I yelped

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henetha Fri 23-Jul-21 10:50:24

Water's good for the complexion
And so is going out for a run
But mine can't be helped
So awful I yelped
I don't want to get an infection.

Antibiotics upset me

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Crocus5 Fri 23-Jul-21 11:46:37

Antibiotics upset me
I get a tummy ache, you see

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 12:50:45

Antibiotics upset me
I get a tummy ache, you see
My awful skin I’ll endure

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 20:20:19

Antibiotics upset me
I get a tummy ache, you see
My awful skin I’ll endure
It seems there's no cure

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Hellogirl1 Fri 23-Jul-21 21:39:18

Antibiotics upset me
I get a tummy ache, you see
My awful skin I`ll endure
It seems there`s no cure
So face masks are a boon to me

What bits of my face folk can see

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 21:42:13

What bits of my face folks can see
Are wrinkly just like me

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Grany Sat 24-Jul-21 17:30:29

What bits of my face folks can see
Are very wrinkly just like me
Take it in my stride

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 17:58:36

What bits of my face folks can see
Are very wrinkly just like me
Take it in my stride
I’m not going to hide

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 19:57:01

What bits of my face can folks can see
Are very wrinkly just like me
Take it in my stride
I’m not going to hide
My visage exposed wild and free.

I tethered a horse to a post

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Jul-21 20:16:05

I tethered a horse to a post
On my way to the Devon coast

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 22:30:31

I tethered a horse to a post
On my way to the Devon coast
A clotted cream tea

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 23:35:36

I tethered a horse to a post
On my way to the Devon coast
A clotted cream tea
A day by the sea

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Jul-21 09:01:39

I tethered a horse to the post
On my way to the Devon coast
A clotted cream tea
A day by the sea
It's cream first, jam next said the host.

Then to Cornwall for a pasty

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Crocus5 Sun 25-Jul-21 10:18:51

Then to Cornwall for a pasty
They are so good, never nasty

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 11:43:58

Then to Cornwall for a pasty
They are so good, never nasty
I sailed from St Ives

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Hellogirl1 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:16:15

Then to Cornwall for a pasty
They are so good, never nasty
I sailed from St. Ives
Did many great dives

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:56:54

Then to Cornwall for a pasty
They are so good never nasty
I sailed from St. Ives
Did many dives
But the seawater made me feel ghastly.

To Tintagel I made my escape

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Grany Sun 25-Jul-21 22:03:27

To Tintagel I made my escape
With a bagful of juicy grapes

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Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 23:16:42

To Tintagel I made my escape
With a bagful of juicy grapes
King Arthur’s castle to admire

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Elrel Sun 25-Jul-21 23:58:46

To Tintagel I made my escape
With a bagful of juicy grapes
King Arthur’s castle to admire
Minstrel strumming on his lyre

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Infinity2 Mon 26-Jul-21 08:24:15

To Tintagel I made my escape
With a bagful of juicy grapes
Kind Arthur’s castle to admire
Minstrel strumming on his lyre
To the battlements I decided to traipse.

The view from up there made me swoon

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crazyH Mon 26-Jul-21 12:12:54

The view from up there made me swoon
The thing is we climbed up there at noon

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