Limericks 17

I’be decided, splash out on new
Be picky and choose a nice blue
It’s quite calm and cool

I've decided, splash out on new
Be picky and choose a nice blue
It's quite calm and cool
So on the bar stool

I`ve decided, splash out on new
Be picky and choose a nice blue
It`s quite calm and cool
So on the bar stool
You certainly won`t look a fool

You`ll be the girl full of glamour

You`ll be the girl full of glamour
That men will want to enamour

You’ll be the girl full of glamour
That men will want to enamour
They’ll all crowd around

You`ll be the girl full of glamour
That men will want to enamour
They`ll all crowd round
Waiting for the sound

You`ll be the girl full of glamour
That men will want to enamour
They`ll all crowd round
Waiting for the sound
Of you being hit with a hammer.

Sadly, someone took a dislike

Sadly, someone took a dislike
To that boy with hair in a spike

Sadly, someone took a dislike
To that boy with hair in a spike
Which was also dyed yellow

Sadly, someone took a dislike
To that boy with hair in a spike
Which was also dyed yellow
Alas, what a poor fellow

Sadly, someone took a dislike
To that boy with hair in a spike
Which was dyed yellow
Alas, poor fellow,
And his mates, they called him Mad Mike

Mad Mike, he really had no friends

Mad Mike, he really had no friends
That fact drove him right round the bend

Mad Mike, he really had no friends
That fact drove him right round the bend
Invited pen pals

Mad Mike he really had no friends
That fact drove him right round the bend
Invited pen pals
Including the gals

Mad Mike he really had no friends
That fact drove him right round the bend
Invited pen pals
Including the gals
Responses they never did send

For company, a dog he bought

For company, a dog he bought
Too quickly without any thought

For company, a dog he bought
Too quickly without any thought
Saint Bernard it was

For company, a dog he bought
Too quickly without any thought
Saint Barnard it was
He called it Big Roz

For company, a dog he bought
Too quickly without any thought
Saint Bernard it was
He called it Big Roz
For Mike’s affection that dog fought

Dog owning helped Mike find a friend

Dog owning helped Mike find a friend
On whom he could always depend

Dog owning helped Mike find a friend
On whom he could always depend
They go for long walks

Dog owning helped Mike find a friend
On whom he could always depend
They go for long walks
Enjoying great talks

Dog owning helped Mike find a friend
On whom he could always depend
They go for long walks
Enjoying great talks
But it all fell apart in the end.

The dog bit the friend quite badly

The dog bit the friend quite badly
Rushed off to A&E sadly

The dog bit the friend quite badly
Rushed off to A&E sadly
Mike’s heart was broken