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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Crocus5 Fri 06-Aug-21 17:05:23

The dog bit the friend quite badly
Rushed off to A&E sadly
Mike’s heart was broken
No words were spoken

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crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 17:45:44

The dog bit the friend quite badly
Rushed off to A&E sadly
Mike’s heart was broken
No words were spoken
He feared the worst, but gladly ……….

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Juliet27 Fri 06-Aug-21 18:49:32

Will this first line do *Crazy?

The friend said ‘that dog’s not to blame’

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crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 19:12:55

Juliet ?
The friend said ‘that dog’s not to blame’
But what happened was such a shame

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Aug-21 23:29:48

The friend said ‘that dog’s not to blame’
But what happened was such a shame
It just goes to show

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crazyH Fri 06-Aug-21 23:35:26

The friend said ‘that dog’s not to blame’
But what happened was such a shame
It just goes to show
Animals don’t know

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Aug-21 23:47:26

The friend said ‘that dog’s not to blame’
But what happened was such a shame
It just goes to show
Animals don’t know
Big Roz thought it part of the game

So now he’s off to dog training

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crazyH Sat 07-Aug-21 00:12:55

So now he’s off to dog training
He’s unhappy, he is wailing

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henetha Sat 07-Aug-21 10:43:01

So now he’s off to dog training
He’s unhappy, he is wailing
So throw him a treat

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Crocus5 Sat 07-Aug-21 11:38:19

So now he’s off to dog training
He’s unhappy, he is wailing
So throw him a treat
Something nice to eat

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crazyH Sat 07-Aug-21 19:22:20

So now he’s off to dog training
He’s unhappy, he is wailing
So throw him a treat
Something nice to eat
But don’t send him if it’s raining

My moggie, she gives me no trouble

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henetha Sun 08-Aug-21 11:50:58

My moggie, she gives me no trouble
I saved her from under some rubble

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Juliet27 Sun 08-Aug-21 14:55:27

My moggie, she gives me no trouble
I saved her from under some rubble
Some owners are cruel

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crazyH Sun 08-Aug-21 16:43:11

My moggie, she gives me no trouble
I saved her from under some rubble
Some owners are cruel
Feed them with gruel

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 09-Aug-21 13:34:24

My moggie, she gives me no trouble
I saved her from under some rubble
Some owners are cruel
Feed them with gruel
She's safe with me in our bubble.

Puss lies on the couch with my hound

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crazyH Mon 09-Aug-21 14:04:47

Puss lies on the couch with my hound
Happy that, each other they found

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Hellogirl1 Mon 09-Aug-21 21:24:45

Puss lies on the couch with my hound
Happy that each other they`ve found
She washes his ears

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Juliet27 Tue 10-Aug-21 07:55:30

Puss lies on the couch with my hound
Happy that each other they`ve found
She washes his ears
It aids what he hears

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henetha Tue 10-Aug-21 11:14:19

Puss lies on the couch with my hound
Happy that each other they`ve found
She washes his ears
It aids what he hears
And miaowing's his favourite sound

Together they make lots of noise

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crazyH Tue 10-Aug-21 11:16:56

Together they make lots of noise
It’s like they’ve something to rejoice

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Aug-21 15:17:36

Together they make lots of noise
It's like they've got something to rejoice
They spread themselves out

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Hellogirl1 Tue 10-Aug-21 21:48:17

Together they make lots of noise
It`s like they`ve something to rejoice
They spread themselves out
Take notice of nowt

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henetha Thu 12-Aug-21 11:00:44

Together they make lots of noise
It`s like they`ve something to rejoice
They spread themselves out
Take notice of nowt
And behave just like naughty boys.

They eat me out of house and home

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crazyH Thu 12-Aug-21 13:51:33

They eat me out of house and home
No money now, must take a loan

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Aug-21 15:03:23

They eat me out of house and home
No money now, must take a loan
They're worth it, you see

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