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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Jangran99 Fri 08-Oct-21 14:44:37

Rich or famous, which is the best?
Not had either, I need to test
I'd like to try rich
And then him I'll ditch

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Oct-21 21:59:26

Rich or famous, which is the best?
Not had either, I need to test
I'd like to try rich
And then him I'll ditch
And then continue with my quest.

A famous man you couldn’t ‘own’

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Crocus5 Sat 09-Oct-21 11:16:46

A famous man you couldn’t “own”
Or even take him out on loan

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 11:47:04

A famous man you couldn’t “own”
Or even take him out on loan
He’ll be surrounded

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henetha Sat 09-Oct-21 12:05:03

A famous man you couldn’t “own”
Or even take him out on loan
He’ll be surrounded
Or even hounded

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crazyH Sat 09-Oct-21 13:11:11

A famous man you couldn’t “own”
Or even take him out on loan
He’ll be surrounded
Or even hounded
And if he hollers, please don’t moan

I’d love to escape the rat race

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Ali08 Sat 09-Oct-21 13:29:01

I'd love to escape the rat race
Shouldn't be hard with my plain face
But, where shall I wander to

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Oct-21 13:43:44

I'd love to escape the rat race
Shouldn't be hard with my plain face
But, where shall I go
I need a chateau

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Hellogirl1 Sat 09-Oct-21 23:10:13

I`d love to escape the rat race
Shouldn`t be hard with my plain face
But, where shall I go
I need a chateau
Where life could go on at my pace

On a river bank in Provence

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Oct-21 08:11:57

On a river bank in Provence
Is a gite where I can ensconce

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-Oct-21 09:33:51

On a river bank in Provence
Is a gite where I can ensconce
A good, simple life

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crazyH Sun 10-Oct-21 09:38:18

On a river bank in Provence
Is a gite where I can ensconce
A book I will write

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Oct-21 10:05:00

sorry Crazy yours was a bit too late

On a river bank in Provence
Is a gite where I can ensconce
A good, simple life
Away from the strife

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crazyH Sun 10-Oct-21 11:59:42

On a river bank in Provence
Is a gite where I can ensconce
A good, simple life
Away from the strife
My time I will spend, baking scones.

Might even start writing a book

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Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Oct-21 22:02:19

Might even start writing a book
One that teaches folk how to cook

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henetha Mon 11-Oct-21 11:22:56

Might even start writing a book
One that teaches folk how to cook
With big fat French snails

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crazyH Mon 11-Oct-21 11:31:34

Might even start writing a book
One that teaches folk how to cook
With big fat French snails
Might even use fox tails

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Jangran99 Tue 12-Oct-21 17:22:41

Might even start writing a book
One that teaches folk how to cook
With big fat French snails
Even use fox tails
I'm sorry,I don't think I'll look!

You'll think I'm a fussy eater

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Hellogirl1 Tue 12-Oct-21 22:20:11

You`ll think I`m a fussy eater
Can`t do without my egg beater

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henetha Wed 13-Oct-21 11:10:19

You`ll think I`m a fussy eater
Can`t do without my egg beater
For making French crepes

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crazyH Wed 13-Oct-21 11:45:36

You`ll think I`m a fussy eater
Can`t do without my egg beater
For making French crepes
With chocolate and grapes

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Hellogirl1 Wed 13-Oct-21 21:43:32

You`ll think I`m a fussy eater
Can`t do without my egg beater
For making French crepes
With chocolate and grapes
Nicer than my sister Rita`s

She`ll be mad that I have said that

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Crocus5 Thu 14-Oct-21 14:01:44

She’ll be mad that I’ve said that
May no longer be wanting to chat

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crazyH Thu 14-Oct-21 14:46:28

She’ll be mad that I’ve said that
May no longer be wanting to chat
Shall I bake a cake

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Jangran99 Thu 14-Oct-21 16:41:38

She’ll be mad that I’ve said that
No longer be wanting to chat
Shall I bake a cake
Will it the peace make?

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