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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Nov-21 21:41:16

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past
Which haunted me so
I wished it would go

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crazyH Tue 23-Nov-21 22:02:09

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past
Which haunted me so
I wished it would go
I put on my thermals quite fast.

I think I’ll move to warmer climes

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Crocus5 Tue 23-Nov-21 22:07:58

I think I’ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?

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henetha Wed 24-Nov-21 10:13:49

I think I’ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go

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Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Nov-21 21:48:49

I think I`ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go
Santa still says "Ho-Ho"

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henetha Thu 25-Nov-21 10:12:15

I think I`ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go
Santa still says "Ho-Ho"
In all languages it still rhymes.

We'll have a Christmas Day suntan

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Nov-21 14:55:25

We'll have a Christmas suntan
'neath the palm trees I'll wave my fan

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Crocus5 Sun 28-Nov-21 15:10:47

We’ll have a Christmas suntan
‘neath the trees I’ll wave my fan
Eating local treats

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Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Nov-21 23:59:58

We`ll have a Christmas suntan
`neath the trees I`ll wave my fan
Eating local treats
And exotic meats

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henetha Mon 29-Nov-21 11:07:09

We`ll have a Christmas Day suntan
`neath the trees I`ll wave my fan
Eating local treats
And exotic meats
I'll get as merry as I can.

I'll stand under the mistletoe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Nov-21 13:53:39

I'll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau

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Hellogirl1 Mon 29-Nov-21 21:52:26

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready

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henetha Wed 01-Dec-21 11:48:57

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready
For Brian or Freddie

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Hellogirl1 Wed 01-Dec-21 22:31:43

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready
For Brian or Freddie
One kiss and it`s all systems go!

I`m ready for a love affair

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henetha Thu 02-Dec-21 10:58:36

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Dec-21 15:19:33

I'm ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Dec-21 22:02:46

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?
Hold him to ransom

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NanKate Thu 02-Dec-21 22:30:59

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?
Hold him to ransom
I fancy him I do declare ?

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate

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henetha Sat 04-Dec-21 10:57:00

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Dec-21 12:06:02

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark’s best for the heart

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Dec-21 16:20:04

I've taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark's best for the heart
Eat it by the cart

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Dec-21 07:31:38

I've taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark's best for the heart
Eat it by the cart
So I’ve put on kilos I bet

When I was young and very slim

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henetha Sun 05-Dec-21 12:20:58

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym

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crazyH Sun 05-Dec-21 14:56:25

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym
My waist was that small

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Dec-21 17:37:55

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym
My waist was that small
‘Hey Twiggy’ they’d call

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