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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

Tina49 Thu 10-Feb-22 17:31:54

I think I’ll try something new today,
Having pink hair instead of grey,
I’ll put it in plaits

Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 20:30:06

I think I’ll try something new today,
Having pink hair instead of grey,
I’ll put it in plaits
And I won’t wear hats

crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 21:30:00

I think I’ll try something new today,
Having pink hair instead of grey,
With pink rimmed glasses

Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:18:29

sorry Crazy, we’d moved on

crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 22:32:50

?
I think I’ll try something new today,
Having pink hair instead of grey,
I’ll put it in plaits
And I won’t wear hats
So it’ll all be on display

My neighbour, she will be jealous

Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:48:36

My neighbour, she will be jealous
She likes to think all the fellas

crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 23:56:56

My neighbour, she will be jealous
She likes to think all the fellas
Fancy her rotten

Juliet27 Fri 11-Feb-22 06:35:22

My neighbour, she will be jealous
She likes to think all the fellas
Fancy her rotten
Seems she’s forgotten

Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Feb-22 22:25:23

My neighbour, she will be jealous
She likes to think all the fellas
Fancy her rotten
Seems she`s forgotten
She looks just like Peter Sellers!

I suppose you think I`m spiteful?

crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 22:34:13

I suppose you think I`m spiteful?
But I think I was quite rightful

Tina49 Sun 13-Feb-22 07:27:08

I suppose you think I`m spiteful?
But I think I was quite rightful
She’s really no looker

Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 09:18:20

I suppose you think I`m spiteful?
But I think I was quite rightful
She’s really no looker
And I mistook her

Tina49 Sun 13-Feb-22 20:40:16

I suppose you think I`m spiteful?
But I think I was quite rightful
She’s really no looker
And I mistook her
For something rather frightful

I usually like to be kind

Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 22:08:31

I usually like to be kind
And to trust people I’m inclined

Jangran99 Mon 14-Feb-22 22:54:41

I usually like to be kind
And to trust people I’m inclined
I'm not quick to judge

RubyGran Mon 14-Feb-22 23:14:28

I usually like to be kind
And to trust people I'm inclined
I'm not quick to judge
And I won't bear a grudge
Despite feeling in that frame of mind

crazyH Mon 14-Feb-22 23:27:51

Start line Rubygran?

RubyGran Tue 15-Feb-22 00:03:13

crazyH

Start line Rubygran?

Sorry crazyH, am new to this, and hadn't spotted that l needed to do that. So here goes:

Forgive me l'm new to this game

Juliet27 Tue 15-Feb-22 06:24:30

Forgive me l'm new to this game
So welcome, and you’re not to blame

crazyH Tue 15-Feb-22 13:47:50

Forgive me l'm new to this game
So welcome, and you’re not to blame
We were all there once

RubyGran Tue 15-Feb-22 17:20:17

Forgive me I'm new to this game
So welcome, and you're not to blame
We were all there once -
Each a lovely response!

crazyH Tue 15-Feb-22 18:19:57

Forgive me I'm new to this game
So welcome, and you're not to blame
We were all there once -
Each a lovely response!
What’s more, us Grans are all the same

Not done a useful thing today

Tina49 Tue 15-Feb-22 18:37:08

Not done a useful thing today
I’ve lazed around the whole long day

Juliet27 Tue 15-Feb-22 21:25:13

Not done a useful thing today
I’ve lazed around the whole long day
Eaten far too much

crazyH Tue 15-Feb-22 22:59:48

Not done a useful thing today
I’ve lazed around the whole long day
Eaten far too much
No proteins as such

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