Limericks 17

Not done a useful thing today
I’ve lazed around the whole long day
Eaten far too much
No proteins as such
I dread finding out what I weigh.

Covid has meant comfort eating

Covid has meant comfort eating
Chocolate cheesecake takes some beating

Covid has meant comfort eating
Chocolate cheesecake takes some beating
When it’s covered in cream

Not done a useful thing today
I`ve lazed around the whole long day
Eaten far too much
No proteins as such
Ooops, my flab just came out to play!

My diet will start tomorrow

Think you missed a couple of entries Hellogirl ?

Covid has meant comfort eating
Chocolate cheesecake takes some beating
When it’s covered in cream
It tastes like a dream

Covid has meant comfort eating
Chocolate cheesecake takes some beating
When it’s covered in cream
It tastes like a dream
But now I need extra large seating!

I like cushions piled high

I like cushions piled high
Almost enough to reach the sky

I like cushions piled high
Almost enough to reach the sky
Then I sink right in

I like cushions piled high
Almost enough to reach the sky
They do topple down though

Please ignore my line 'they do topple down though' above, and continue from Tina49's line, which came through before mine.
Sorry everyone, particularly you, Tina.

I like cushions piled high
Almost enough to reach the sky
Then I sink right in
And I hear creakin’

I like cushions piled high
Almost enough to reach the sky
Then I sink right in
And I hear creakin’
As my bones relax with a sigh

Limericks move on while we plan ?

Limericks move on while we plan ?
Refining thoughts to make them scan

Limericks move on while we plan ?
Refining thoughts to make them scan,
I've no rhyming skills

Limericks move on while we plan ?
Refining thoughts to make them scan,
I've no rhyming skills
Hate paying those bills

Limericks move on while we plan ?
Refining thoughts to make them scan,
I've no rhyming skills
Hate paying those bills
Sometimes I would like a rich man!

To pay things, and write Limericks

To pay things, and write Limericks
But I’d also like him for kicks

To pay things, and write Limericks
But I’d also like him for kicks
A naughty weekend

To pay things, and write Limericks
But I’d also like him for kicks
A naughty weekend
In a hotel on-trend,

To pay things, and write Limericks
But I’d also like him for kicks
A naughty weekend
In a hotel on-trend,
I’ll take my little box of tricks ?

I need to polish up my skills

I need to polish up my skills
It would then help to pay the bills

I need to polish up my skills
It would then help to pay the bills
I’m well worth the price

I need to polish up my skills
It would then help to pay the bills
I’m well worth the price
So take my advice

I need to polish up my skills
It would then help to pay the bills
I’m well worth the price
So take my advice
And don't think you're over the hills.

You're only as young as you feel

You're only as young as you feel
And still have the power to appeal