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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

henetha Sun 06-Mar-22 11:13:34

When my lovely grandad was old
How I loved the stories he told
He was quite a catch
Nan was a good match,

Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 08:48:31

When my lovely grandad was old
How I loved the stories he told
He was quite a catch
Nan was a good match,
Their love was a joy to behold

Do we now ask too much of life

crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 12:15:07

Do we now ask too much of life
I do, I’ve had too much of strife

Tina49 Mon 07-Mar-22 21:31:41

Do we now ask too much of life
I do, I’ve had too much of strife
So I try and relax

henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:35:10

Do we now ask too much of life
I do, I’ve had too much of strife
So I try and relax
And forget the facts

Juliet27 Tue 08-Mar-22 20:12:14

Do we now ask too much of life
I do, I’ve had too much of strife
So I try and relax
And forget the facts
And enjoy being a housewife

This world seems an unhappy place ?

Jangran99 Tue 08-Mar-22 22:23:57

This world seems an unhappy place
Writ on each Ukrainian face

henetha Wed 09-Mar-22 11:09:58

This world seems an unhappy place
Writ on each Ukrainian face,
Such terror and fear

Juliet27 Wed 09-Mar-22 19:45:02

This world seems an unhappy place
Writ on each Ukrainian face,
Such terror and fear
Horribly severe

Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Mar-22 21:20:36

This world seems an unhappy place
Writ on each Ukrainian face,
Such terror and fear
Horribly severe
What is next for the human race?

I fear for my great grandchildren

crazyH Wed 09-Mar-22 23:35:20

I fear for my great grandchildren
I’m hope they’ll escape the cauldron

henetha Fri 11-Mar-22 10:49:49

I fear for my great grandchildren
I’m hope they’ll escape the cauldron
It's world peace we need

Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Mar-22 21:39:12

I fear for my great grandchildren
I`m hoping they`ll escape the cauldron
It`s world peace we need
But will we succeed?

henetha Sat 12-Mar-22 11:03:55

I fear for my great grandchildren
I`m hoping they`ll escape the cauldron
It`s world peace we need
But will we succeed?
Or is this now Armageddon?

Let's try and look on the bright side

Jangran99 Fri 18-Mar-22 17:51:48

Let's try and look on the bright side
Find joy in this land where we bide

crazyH Fri 18-Mar-22 18:30:00

Let's try and look on the bright side
Find joy in this land where we bide
Especially today

NanKate Sat 19-Mar-22 07:22:22

Let's try and look on the bright side
Find joy in this land where we bide
Especially today
When the world’s in array

Juliet27 Sat 19-Mar-22 08:03:29

Let's try and look on the bright side
Find joy in this land where we bide
Especially today
When the world’s in array
If only the world was allied.

There are many crosses to bear

crazyH Sat 19-Mar-22 08:58:58

There are many crosses to bear
Believe me, I’m losing my hair

Jangran99 Sat 19-Mar-22 09:01:55

There are many crosses to bear
Believe me, I’m losing my hair
I'm buying a wig

Juliet27 Sat 19-Mar-22 09:08:34

There are many crosses to bear
Believe me, I’m losing my hair
I'm buying a wig
Though I’m not a prig

crazyH Sat 19-Mar-22 09:09:19

There are many crosses to bear
Believe me, I’m losing my hair
I'm buying a wig
It’s bouncy and big

Tina49 Sat 19-Mar-22 18:58:42

There are many crosses to bear
Believe me, I’m losing my hair
I'm buying a wig
It’s bouncy and big
So will doubtless cause people to stare

I often wear fancy high heels

crazyH Sat 19-Mar-22 20:14:54

I often wear fancy high heels
I’m afraid my skin oftenpeels

NanKate Sat 19-Mar-22 20:52:21

I often wear fancy high heels
I’m afraid my skin oftenpeels
My legs are so shapely

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