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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Feb-22 01:40:06

You're only as young as you feel
And still have the power to appeal
There's many a one

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NanKate Wed 23-Feb-22 02:23:29

You're only as young as you feel
And still have the power to appeal
There's many a one
Who is sweet as a plum

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Feb-22 22:43:46

You're only as young as you feel
And still have the power to appeal
There's many a one
As sweet as a plum
Who for someone would be ideal

Wish I was still a spring chicken

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Feb-22 23:12:29

Wish I was still a spring chicken
Round lads, my hair I'd be flickin'

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 21:39:13

Wish I was still a spring chicken
Round lads, my hair I'd be flickin'
They’d stop to admire

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crazyH Thu 24-Feb-22 21:53:21

Wish I was still a spring chicken
Round lads, my hair I'd be flickin'
They’d stop to admire
My eyes, full of fire

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Jangran99 Fri 25-Feb-22 20:40:12

Wish I was still a spring chicken
Round lads, my hair I'd be flickin'
They’d stop to admire
My eyes, full of fire
Until one made my heart quicken.

Could he be the man of my dreams

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Feb-22 10:23:13

Could he be the man of my dreams
I give him a smile and he beams

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henetha Sat 26-Feb-22 11:17:11

Could he be the man of my dreams
I give him a smile and he beams
I flirt, just a bit

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Crocus5 Sat 26-Feb-22 18:26:51

Could he be the man of my dreams
I give him a smile and he beams
I flirt, just a bit
Might I be a hit?

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Feb-22 07:55:23

Could he be the man of my dreams
I give him a smile and he beams
I flirt, just a bit
Might I be a hit?
But oh no, he’s not what he seems.

His smile was not meant for just me

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henetha Sun 27-Feb-22 11:04:52

His smile was not meant for just me
But girls from eighteen to eighty three

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 06:58:36

His smile was not meant for just me
But girls from eighteen to eighty three
I gave up on him

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henetha Wed 02-Mar-22 10:30:03

His smile was not meant for just me
But girls from eighteen to eighty three
I gave up on him
And stayed with my Jim

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Jangran99 Wed 02-Mar-22 23:56:30

His smile was not meant for just me
But girls from eighteen to eighty three
I gave up on him
And stayed with my Jim
No gay lothario is he

He’s honest and faithful and true

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Mar-22 05:56:47

He’s honest and faithful and true
And though my love for him just grew

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henetha Thu 03-Mar-22 10:51:52

He’s honest and faithful and true
And though my love for him just grew
He can be boring

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Tina49 Thu 03-Mar-22 13:10:43

He’s honest and faithful and true
And though my love for him just grew
He can be boring
And - oh! - his snoring!

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crazyH Thu 03-Mar-22 15:10:42

He’s honest and faithful and true
And though my love for him just grew
He can be boring
And - oh! - his snoring!
Drives me up the wall, this he knew

I bought him a brand new nose-peg

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Mar-22 09:06:36

I bought him a brand new nose-peg
He thought I was pulling his leg

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henetha Fri 04-Mar-22 10:07:52

I bought him a brand new nose-peg
He thought I was pulling his leg,
He says he can't breathe

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Mar-22 22:28:59

I bought him a brand new nose-peg
He thought I was pulling his leg,
He says he can't breathe
He’s starting to seeth

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henetha Sat 05-Mar-22 10:21:48

I bought him a brand new nose-peg
He thought I was pulling his leg,
He says he can't breathe
He’s starting to seeth
"Take it off please" he cried, "I beg".

When my lovely grandad was old

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Jangran99 Sat 05-Mar-22 18:29:57

When my lovely grandad was old
How I loved the stories he told

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:41:08

When my lovely grandad was old
How I loved the stories he told
He was quite a catch

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