Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

But my voice is like a screech owl
And mistaken at time for wolf’s howl
So singing is out
It's more like a shout
Of my neighbours , I’ve fallen foul.

The neighbourhood watch, they’ve banned me

The neighbourhood watch, they’ve banned me
From singing The Rose of Tralee

The neighbourhood watch, they’ve banned me
From singing The Rose of Tralee,
But folks songs are fine

The neighbourhood watch, they’ve banned me
From singing The Rose of Tralee,
But folk songs are fine

The neighbourhood watch, they've banned me
From singing The Rose of Tralee,
But folk songs are fine
With plenty of wine

The neighbourhood watch, they've banned me
From singing The Rose of Tralee,
But folk songs are fine
With plenty of wine
Can mine please be a Rosee ?

Can’t believe I’ve done nought today

Can’t believe I’ve done nought today
I preferred to go out and play

Can’t believe I’ve done nought today
I preferred to go out and play
Bob called out to me

Can't believe I've done nought today
I preferred to go out and play
Bob called out to me
Let's go on a spree

Can't believe I've done nought today
I preferred to go out and play
Bob called out to me
Let's go on a spree
And he’s always led me astray

That Bob I can never resist

But my voice is like a screech owl
And mistaken at times for wolf`s howl
So singing is out
It`s more like a shout
It really does sound most foul

Maybe a voice synthesiser

That Bob I can never resist
No charmer like him does exist

That Bob I can never resist
No charmer like him does exist
The sound of his voice

That Bob I can never resist
No charmer like him does exist
The sound of his voice
Will make me rejoice

That Bob I can never resist
No charmer like him does exist
The sound of his voice
Will make me rejoice
Excited for his next visit!!

I wish he’d bring Bear Grylls with him

I wish he’d bring Bear Grylls with him
For him I’d go out on a limb

I wish he’d bring Bear Grylls with him
For him I’d go out on a limb
Adventures untold

I wish he’d bring Bear Grylls with him
For him I’d go out on a limb
Adventures untold
Bare chest, to behold

I wish he’d bring Bear Grylls with him
For him I’d go out in a limb
Adventures untold
Bare chest, to behold
(Not mine! Because that would be grim!)

We’d shoot down the rapids with verve!

We’d shoot down the rapids with verve!
I'll hang onto my hat, and my nerve!

We'd shoot down the rapids with verve!
I'll hang onto my hat, and my nerve!
The spray would fly past

We'd shoot down the rapids with verve!
I'll hang onto my hat, and my nerve!
The spray would fly past
We'd hurtle so fast

We'd shoot down the rapids with verve!
I'll hang onto my hat, and my nerve!
The spray would fly past
We'd hurtle so fast
We'd have all the fun we deserve!

My dog is a mischievous imp

My dog is a mischievous imp
To purchase him I had to scrimp

My dog is a mischievous imp
To purchase him I had to scrimp
He's worth every cent